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  • TLC 2015 PPV read-along: Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns, HHH destroyed

    Tables, Ladders, and Chairs… Oh My!  Part 7, The Finale

    By: PeachMachine (@hendosfoodblog and @parkingcone)

    This week…

    TLC 7: December 13, 2015; Boston, Massachusetts, TD Garden

    I figured I’d better review the most recent offering from the WWE TLC PPV series in the same manner in which I did the first six (read-along style) but I wanted to give it a little bit of time to digest before doing it to see the follow up on Raw. It was their best TLC, and the ending actually got decent heat, and played great into the story the next night with Vince McMachon returning and Roman winning the championship.

    King, Cole, and JBL on the pipes. King sucks a bag of aardvark turds. He’s so out of place. Why does Vince keep him around? He’s not funny and his schtick is tired. I’m not saying they had someone better, but NOW they have someone better. I’m looking forward to Mauro Ranallo big time. 

    Pre Show Match: Sasha Banks (with Naomi and Tamina) defeated Becky Lynch by submission… but we’ll never see it.

    The New Day (Big E. Langston and Kofi Kingston with Xavier Woods) (c) vs. The Lucha Dragons (Kalisto and Sin Cara) vs. The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) for the Tag Team Championship in a triple threat tag team ladder match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

    • New Day needs to keep their intro to the same verbiage each time so they can get the crowd chanting along.
    • I’m surprised nobody has pointed out the wings on Kofi’s shoes.  Awesome!
    • Lilian introduced the Lucha Dragons in Spanish, which, as a fluent Spanish speaker was muy bien.  That’s Spanish.  I’ll translate it for you someday. 
    • She should have done the Uso’s intro in pigeon.  I’m fluent in that as well.  Pigeon is like half English, half Island slang, mixed with some Polynesian.
    • They should do a ladder match where no ladders are ringside.  They could spend 25 minutes running around backstage looking for a scissor lift.
    • Two minutes in, the Usos are alone in the ring WITH A LADDER and decide to just throw it.  They could have easily won.  That’s why multi-team ladder matches are lame.
    • I really want to know the story behind Xavier and the trombone.  Did he play it in 7th grade band class?  Did he find one backstage and practice one day?  Is he just wingin’ it?
    • King said, “He got chopped like a veg-o-matic.”  Why is he still employed? Does anyone under 35 know what an “anything-o-matic” is?
    • Big E. pressed the ladder with both Dragons on it.  That was cool.
    • There was a lot of innovation here with unique ladder spots.
    • Salida del sol from the top of the ladder!  Luckily it was onto the gimmick ladder that broke at the wooden joint. 
    • Woods tosses his trombone at Kalisto and Kofi unhooks the clip and grabs the belts for the win. 
    • I’m still waiting for the tag team ladder match where one guy from each team grabs a belt and they are forced to be the new champions together.

    Rusev (with Lana) vs. Ryback

    • In the pre match video, they recapped Ryback referencing “Teen Wolf” the TV show.  What?  There are a bazillion other shows that would have made more sense. First, Ryback is hairless.
    • Do you think Ryback sells a ton of beanies and necklaces at house shows?  No?  Me neither.
    • Just fire both these clowns.  They HAD potential.  Screw it.  We want JOE!
    • If I was on WWE creative, and a wrestler came up to me and said, “I just got this sweet air brushed singlet that combines the skull of a wolf and a tiger.” I’d immediately bury that geek. Go get in line at Disney world with the other weirdos who wear wolf shirts.  
    • When Ryback says, “Finish it!” it’s weird.  It doesn’t make sense to tell your self audibly to “finish it.” You’d more realistically just think that.
    • Technical submission is the official result.  That happened two weeks ago in the UFC too.  It means when a guy doesn’t submit and the ref stops it anyway.

    Ambrose and Reigns are back stage talking about being double champions.

    Then they cut to the announcers and do a video recap of Del Rio vs. Swagger.  Cole says that Del Rio hit Swagger with a chair because they have a chairs match coming up.  My guess is that he got that backwards.  Also, Swagger has a bowl cut.  Why in the world are we allowing this, not just here, but in all of America?  People, we need you to point out the dorks attempting to bring back the bowl cut.  It sucked in 1993 and it sucks now.  I guess it’s fine on a heel, but don’t let your friends go back to this.

    Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger in a chairs match for the WWE United States Championship

    • Remember a month ago when this title was great?
    • Swagger did the “Patriot Lock” through a chair, which is the same as me doing a bear hug to someone through a hula-hoop.  Lame.
    • This match would have been awesome if not for the dorks involved. 
    • Has anyone outside of Swagger’s immediate family bought his awful shirt?  Probably the same people who bought a Ryback necklace.
    • I’ve said it before, but chairs matches suck.  Del Rio won after doing the double stomp on Swagger on a pile of chairs.  Lame.
    • Albert of the River does look amazingly tan. 

    The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Braun Strowman) vs. the ECW Originals (Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Tommy Dreamer, and Rhyno) in an eight-man tag team elimination tables match

    • Rhyno joined ECW in 1999, so I guess that’s when ECW started since he’s an “original.”
    • I like to think that since they’re the “Wyatt family” that each of the other guys not named Wyatt married one of Bray’s sisters so they’re all brothers-in-law.  Backstage they probably gripe about their wives being ball busters. “Bray, can you tell Sheila to relax about the baby’s crib? I’ll have it put together in time. SHE needs to pick a damn room color.” 
    • Bray was wearing a double horned headpiece, so WWE must think there is money in facial accouterments.  
    • This is the tenth tables match in WWE pay per view history, which were Cole’s words, so I guess “pay per view” isn’t on the banned term list.
    • Tommy Dreamer looks gross.  He’s orange, and round, and has a stupid beard.  
    • Strowman kicked his leg through a table, and that didn’t count as an elimination. Why not? 
    • I’d rather watch Public Enemy vs. The Nasty Boys on the WWE Network.  At least those guys didn’t try to do spots.  They just beat the heck out of each other for real and didn’t sell. 
    • So this happened:  Rowan set D-Von on a table and climbed to the top, then Rhyno pushed him off so he didn’t land on D-Von, but as D-Von was rolling out of the way, the table broke.  That makes two table breaks that just didn’t count. 
    • Rowan got eliminated first by the 3D.
    • Luke Harper booted Rhyno through the table making it 3 on 3.
    • What actual purpose would red white and black camouflage serve?  Would you wear it while hunting in a forest fire? 
    • Wyatt slammed D-Von through a table with a urinage.
    • Harper dives on to dreamer who goes through a table.  Now it’s 3 on 1.
    • Bubba Ray covers a table in lighter fluid, then just gets put through it by a choke slam from Strowman.  Big tease, no pay off. 
    • That match was a chaotic mess in a very mediocre way.   

    What a treat!  Renee tells us that we get to hear from the kick off panel of Corey Graves, Byron Saxton, and Booker T.  These bozos have nothing to say.

    Then we got a pretty weak Royal Rumble promo.  I’m sure those will get better.

    Kevin Owens (c) vs. Dean Ambrose for the Intercontinental Championship

    • Owens did some nice crowd work making fun of Boston sports fans. To be fair, they ARE the most arrogant sports fans. 
    • This was a pretty dang good match. 
    • Ambrose counters the pop up power bomb and rolls through for the pin.
    • Ambrose wins! 
    • Then Ambrose ran around like a maniac celebrating. 
    • Good match.

    Charlotte (c) (with Richard Morgan Fliehr) vs. Paige for the WWE Divas Championship

    • This is a confusing storyline.  Paige brought up Charlotte’s dead brother, and then she turned baby face.  What?
    • Flair is at ringside. This match is basically nothing.
    • Paige locks on a long sleeper. 
    • Paige locks on the Figure Four.
    • The end was Paige hitting the Ram-Paige but Flair took Charlotte’s foot and put it on the rope. This lead to Charlotte taking off the turn buckle pad, and dropping Paige’s face onto the exposed steal, which led to the pin. 

    Sheamus (c) vs. Roman Reigns in a tables, ladders, and chairs match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

    • The “heat” in this feud is from Sheamus cashing in the MITB contract after Reigns won the title last month at Survivor Series.  Oh, and then Reigns retaliated by saying that Sheamus’ testicles were the size of tater tots, in some sort of odd Burger King cross promotion.  Zing. 
    • When Sheamus was introduced, they hit him with a spotlight that completely whited him out.  Ha!
    • How many refs does it take to hang up a championship belt?  Two apparently.
    • I wonder if the height of the raised item in ladder matches is a standard? 
    • Roman tossed Sheamus into a stacked up double table and chairs set up on the side of the ramp.
    • Sheamus got cut on his left triceps. 
    • I can’t believe they allow Reigns’ running jump kick on the apron to be called the Drive By, which implies gang related murder.
    • Sheamus hit White Noise off the apron through a table.  That should have been the finish. 
    • The two took a double bump off the apron through the gimmicked ladder which was propped up by the announce table. 
    • And now we get the agonizing slow ladder climbing which makes ladder matches unbearable.
    • Reigns hit the Super Man Punch on Sheamus at the top of the ladder and Sheamus took a table bump. 
    • Reigns got royally screwed by the League of Nations running in.
    • Sheamus won after the League destroyed Reigns.  Barrett was conspicuous by his absence.  He’s apparently injured.
    • Reigns then decimated the League, and HHH came out.
    • Reigns destroyed HHH as well to get his heat back, or more correctly, just get SOME heat.  It worked, as the crowd really got behind Roman. 

    Overall Thoughts:  This was a dang good TLC PPV and possibly the best one yet.  The ladder match to start, and the TLC match at the end were very good.  Thumbs up for sure.  Final rankings of the TLC PPV’s order: 7,4,6,5,3,1,2 – And a we put TLC to rest, I’d like to remind you, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls…” 

  • The Week In British Wrestling: IPW UK survives Vince Russo, ATTACK!, ICW

    By Alan Boon for WrestlingObserver.com

    1) We’re under ATTACK!

    Of all the promotions in the UK, the ones that pique my interest the most are those that carve out their own little niche, do something different, and offer something you won’t find anywhere else. With ongoing storylines enhanced — rather than interrupted — by the combatants appearing as video game, Halloween, super hero and other characters, ATTACK! Pro-Wrestling are certainly a different beast in that regard. Formed in 2011 by the Dunne brothers in Birmingham, the company now runs Cardiff and Bristol with a solid roster that includes many of the UK’s top talents. The fact that these talents were part of ATTACK!’s roster before they broke out onto the wider scene is a testament to their position as more than just a comedy promotion.

    To close out a 2015 that began with one of their principals (Mark Andrews) leaving for TNA and included hosting Chikara-Pro on their UK tour, ATTACK! promoted the Under The Misteltour double-shot this weekend with two sold-out shows in Bristol and Cardiff. They brought in Zack Sabre Jr for the first show as a mystery partner for Nixon Newell against her former tag team partner Chris Brookes (who tagged with the underrated Martin Kirby), featured two title changes for their main title (the ATTACK! 24/7 title, which is now back to being defended 24/7 after the villainous Pete Dunne suspended that particularly quirk), and had their main heels – the Anti-Fun Police – do the most heelish thing ever and give away spoilers to the new Star Wars film. They’ve already announced their February dates (which already have sold out) but they’ll be back on Wrestlemania weekend with another double-shot. You could do much, much worse than head west, like the elves to the Undying Lands, and check out a little slice of unique.

    2) It is possible to survive Vince Russo.

    Not many companies survive having Vince Russo as a booker, but for IPW:UK, it was just another bump in the road. Okay, so it was a storyline appointment, and he only appeared on a couple of shows so his wrecks-appeal was limited. His stench lives on, though, with his aide The Puppet (played by scene veteran Sam Gardiner) still trying to exert influence despite Russo losing a multi-man contest against IPW:UK owner Dan Edler two months ago. On the second part of a double-shot (very much en vogue this weekend, it seems), The Puppet tried to ruin Christmas by appearing as Santa Claus but was put down in a very violent match by Jimmy Havoc, and thus the man usually most greeted with the most horrible of swear words saved Christmas. It was all part of a wider angle that saw the return of heel referee Artemis on a very storyline-heavy card, and the show set up many of the plots that will take IPW:UK into 2016.

    Earlier in the show, Tennessee Honey became the first IPW:UK women’s champion in a match which saw the return of Jetta (as special referee), the reunited Swords of Essex (Paul Robinson and Will Ospreay, who is uniquely playing heel here) beat the team of “Blackbelt” Tom Dawkins and Scott Starr, and Sammy Smooth defended his IPW:UK All-England title against Jon Ryan. That title can trace its lineage back to 2000 and the FWA, and was actually named by this writer! The main event was a wrestling clinic between Sabre Jr and respected veteran Johnny Kidd, held over traditional British rules, and with Steve Grey as special referee. Kidd came out on top, beating his younger opponent by two falls to one.

    The night before at their adults-only Hardcore Lottery show, Sabre Jr had competed in the titular tournament, overcoming London Riot James Davis in a “Submission Match” to meet Jimmy Havoc (who’d beaten Clint Margera in a “No F’n Rules Match”) and Jon Ryan (who’d downed Snare in a “Dual Chairs Match”) in the three-way main event. Again held under “No F’n Rules”, the veteran Ryan surprisingly overcame the king of British hardcore and the submission specialist to take the honours. 2016 will see the promotion venture outside their Kent base for the first time in an age and, while IPW:UK don’t make the headlines that PROGRESS or ICW do, it’s worth keeping an eye on what’s going on in the Garden of England.

    3) The first rule of Friday Night Fight Club is…

    Talking of Insane Championship Wrestling, they held their final show of 2015 on Friday night, a “TV taping” for their weekly on-demand show, Friday Night Fight Club. While ICW’s core business is their well-attended live shows, the ICW On-Demand service brings in a chunk of their income and – more importantly – new fans outside their Glasgow base. While some promotions are content (and perhaps only able) to merely upload recordings of their live shows on their on-demand channels, ICW offers a little bit more for your money which sees few complaints about the monthly fee of just $6.99 (£4.69). Chief amongst these is FNFC nd the upcoming episodes will see the biggest stars of ICW – and the GZRS – up on your big/little screen.

    This week’s tapings, on the heels of the last set two weeks ago, saw all four ICW titles on the line with ICW Heavyweight champion Grado taking on “The Bastard” Dave Mastiff and “The Scouser” Zack Gibson in a three-way defence. New women’s champion Viper defended against Kay Lee Ray, Zero-G champion Davey “Boy” Blaze fought Liam Thomson, and the tag-team champions The Polo Club took on The 55’s Sha Samuels & Kid Fite in a re-match from their cracker at the massive Fear & Loathing show. Also appearing at the tapings were Big Damo, Jack Jester, Mikey Whiplash, and Joe Coffey. The episodes will go live over the Christmas weekend.

    4) The people of Nottingham are confused.

    Nottingham, a city in the East Midlands with a 300,000 people and a huge student population, is an ideal place for a wrestling promotion. So it’s no surprise that it has at least three with ICW also making regular stops at the Rock City venue in the city centre. While Southside Wrestling Entertainment is developing its own brand, the other two promotions must cause a little confusion. House Of Pain (HOP) wrestling are an extension of the wrestling school run by scene veteran Stixx, and functions largely as a place for his students to develop their talents. They did a triple shot over the weekend at venues across the city, while at the same time, House Of Pain: Evolution (or HOP:E) also ran a show there. HOP:E were the original extension of the wrestling school but a falling out between promoter Harvey Dale and Stixx resulted in the current situation. While HOP are content to run local shows for their trainees, HOP:E have bigger plans, and also run nearby Mansfield and Derby, as well as a show in Milton Keynes last month. The history of professional wrestling is a story of splits and schisms and it’s somehow reassuring to know it’s still happening, somewhere.

    5) You can’t stop the shows!

    Down in That London, the Resistance Gallery opened its doors to Lucha Britannia once again for a Christmas-themed show and burlesque spectacular. Alongside turns from Lilly Snatch-Dragon (a striptease dressed as an Ewok), the Virgin Xtravaganzah! (a sacreligious rap), and Snake Fervour (sultry sword-swallowing), there was some actual wrestling, main evented by champion Fug being dethroned by a newly-rudo Cassius. Also on the show was an amazing bout between Neo Britannico and Pure Britannico, who may or may not resemble Will Ospreay and Blackbelt Dawkins when they’re not in the RetroFutureVerse. Up in the Midlands, Alternative Wrestling World ran the Brierley Hill Civic Hall, and featured former FWA stars Kevin O’Neill and Brandon Thomas, as well as the products of its academy.

    Given O’Neill is at least partially responsible for Rockstar Spud and Dave Mastiff, it’s safe to say that there should be some good stuff coming out that school and onto those shows. Out east, Falling Starr Wrestling ran in King’s Lynn (scene of a recent Global Force Wrestling show), and headlined with a main event won by “Santa” Bulk (formerly of the UK Pitbulls), a man who definitely doesn’t need to stuff his costume to play the fat man of the North Pole. Finally, in Liverpool, TNT Wrestling presented Cold Day In Hell, which saw Bubblegum pick up the TNT Heavyweight championship in a triple-threat match against Mark Haskins & Rampage Brown. The show also featured Sweet Saraya, Viper, the UK Hooligans, Dave Mastiff & Big Damo.

    It’s Christmas this weekend, but the shows don’t stop — they just slow down. I’ll be at a Southside show Sunday featuring Joey Ryan’s penis, and there’ll be other shows to report on, so join me again next week!

    (Thanks to John Lister for help with this week’s column!)

  • Wrestle Kingdom 10 Preview Series: The Cleaner vs. The Time Splitter

    At Wrestle Kingdom 10, the two men who’ve dominated New Japan’s Junior division in 2015 will face off once again for the IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Championship. KUSHIDA and Kenny Omega have been the only two to hold the title in 2015. Well, technically Ryusuke Taguchi did hold the it for the first four days of the year until he was defeated by Kenny Omega at Wrestle Kingdom 9. But since then, it’s been all Omega and KUSHIDA (mostly Omega).

    As mentioned literally one second ago, Kenny “The Cleaner” Omega started 2015 in style by winning the IWGP Jr. Championship at Wrestle Kingdom 9. He then went on a rampage through the Junior division, taking on all comers from all* nations (all of the ones that are Japan, Mexico, and the U.S.). With each successful defence, Omega took one step closer to going off the deep end. He became more egotistical, more maniacal, more eccentric 80’s action movie villain, to the point where he now comes to the ring beating a trash can and singing along to his own theme music. For some, it’s overkill. For me, it’s the perfect storm of questionable acting and complete absurdity. Omega provides the enjoyment similar to what one gets from watching a good bad movie. But behind all the wackiness and overacting, there’s an amazingly talented wrestler

    While Omega was running roughshod through the Juniors, KUSHIDA was upping his game, with his sights set on Omega and the Jr. title. He finally got his chance for a shot at the title when he won the 2015 Super Junior tournament. KUSHIDA defeated Kyle O’Reilly in the finals of the tournament in what was one of the best matches of 2015. He has been very good for long time now, but for me, that match elevated him to another level. Tanahashi may be the ace of New Japan, but KUSHIDA is the ace of the Juniors.

    Kushida made sure not to waste his opportunity and ended Omega’s 182 day run as champion at NJPW Dominion in Osaka. After capturing the title, KUSHIDA looked set for an impressive run as champion. A run that would establish himself as the huge star he has shown he can be. Boy was I wrong. After a one successful defence against Ricochet, KUSHIDA would lose the title back to Kenny Omega at New Japan Destruction in Okayama, a mere 80 days after capturing the belt. All of KUSHIDA’s momentum was stopped dead in its tracks, like a DeLorean with a busted flux capacitor.  

    After regaining his title, Omega would continue his maniacal domination of the Junior division like he’d never missed a beat, while KUSHIDA, fire unequivocally extinguished, would flounder in the Jr. Tag division with Alex Shelley as the Time Splitters. Heads were left scratching, and it wasn’t due to an outbreak in lice, which took the lives of thousands.

    The booking seemed baffling at the time, until it was clear KUSHIDA was going to challenge for the title at Wrestle Kingdom 10. Surely there was a better way to get to KUSHIDA vs. Omega at the Tokyo Dome without cutting KUSHIDA’s momentum off at the knees. It seems like NJPW simply wants to repeat KUSHIDA’s big moment from Dominion when he captured the title on a bigger, grander stage.

    And so, “The Cleaner” and “The Time Splitter” will meet for the third (and final?) time on January 4th at the Tokyo Dome. Their previous two matches have been subjectively very good. Some can’t get past Omega’s eccentricities and the usual Bullet Club antics. Personally, I could do without the Bullet Club stuff, but I enjoy the Omega’s rapscallion ways, and don’t allow them to take away from his matches.

    As with a good portion of the Wrestle Kingdom 10 card, the journey to get there has been questionable, but the match itself should be solid.

  • Wrestle Kingdom 10 Preview Series: reDRagon vs. Young Bucks vs. RPG Vice vs. Matt Sydal & Ricochet

    Welcome to our Wrestle Kingdom 10 Preview Series, otherwise known (by nobody) as the #WK10PS! As January 4th nears, I’ll be bringing you previews of all the matches set to take place at the Tokyo Dome. Up first is the obligatory four-way tag team match for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Titles. 

    I have to be honest: I was not looking forward to previewing this particular match. No offense to any of the guys involved as they’re all great! I mean, Rocky Romero is pretty much the best. Trent has great Bill Murray knee pads. The Young Bucks are the Young Bucks. Kyle O’Reilly is awesome and had one of the best matches this year with KUSHIDA. Bobby Fish has a mean moustache. Ricochet and Matt Sydal are a fresh tag team and do an assortment of very pretty flips. With this much talent involved, it’s no doubt going to be a fun, funny, chaotic, fast paced, Dragon Gate style match.

    When I say I’m not looking forward to previewing this match, what I mean is that I’m not looking forward to trying to explain the storyline reason for this match But, before I endeavour to do that, let’s prolong the inevitable/get to know the participating teams a little better.

    reDRagon

    reDragon (Bobby Fish & Kyle O’Reilly) appear frequently in New Japan as part of the ROH/New Japan partnership. Along with being three-time ROH World Tag Team Champs, they are currently in their second run as IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team champs. Their first run came about after winning the 2014 Super Jr. Tag Tournament and going on to defeat the Time Splitters (Alex Shelley & KUSHIDA) for the titles. Their current reign started on August 16 at the G1 Finals when they defeated the Young Bucks. And yeah, they’re pretty great.

    Young Bucks

    The Young Bucks are another team out of ROH that are featured regularly in New Japan. They are also former ROH World Tag Champs and three-time IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Champs. They enjoy doing superkicks and telling people everywhere to suck it. Despite the constant ordering to do so, I’ve never seen any actually take them up on the offer, and I thank the lord for that every day. They’re also in this little group called the Bullet Club. You may have seen their shirts.

    Roppongi Vice, or sometimes, RPG Vice.

    Roppongi Vice are the Forever(ish) Hooligan Rocky Romero and Trent “My Name Is a Question” Baretta. RPG Vice formed after Romero’s Forever Hooligan partner Alex Koslov retired, leaving Romero in need of a new partner. I wouldn’t have minded seeing Romero become a singles wrestler as he’s one of the best and most entertaining juniors on the New Japan roster, but it wasn’t meant to be. It all worked out in the end as the also very talented and underrated Baretta joined Rocky in March this year to form RPG Vice. The duo very quickly captured the IWGP Jr. Tag Team Championship(s?) from the Young Bucks at Invasion Attack in April (They lost the titles back to the Bucks a month later, but who hasn’t?). Their theme music, produced by Romero, is ridiculously catchy and refuses to get out of your head. Furthermore, if they ever produce a line of perfume, it will be called Roppongi Spice.

    Matt Sydal & Ricochet (Air Puma?)

    To enter the 2015 NJPW Super Jr. Tag Tournament, singles stars Matt Sydal and Ricochet joined (air)forces to become…Matt Sydal & Ricochet: Tag Team! The Crown Prince of Boyle Heights and former Evan Bourne defeated the Time Splitters, Young Bucks, and Roppongi Vice in the finals to win the annual tournament. The team has adopted a very effective double team finisher of stereo Shooting Star Presses. Besides making for a great visual, thanks to the pair’s impeccable timing, what I love about it is that it’s a double team move that takes out both opponents. Pretty much every other double team finisher I can think of is done to only one opponent, leaving the other open to make a save. I just think that’s pretty neat. Let’s carry on.

    Well, I guess I’ve avoided this part long enough. So, just how did we get to this quadruple team title match?

    Here goes! To start, reDRagon (Fish & O’Reilly) are the IWGP Jr. tag champs (just like they were this time last year) so obviously they’re in. Sydal and Ricochet earned a title shot by winning the 2015 Super Jr. Tag Team Tournament, so they’re in. Now, this is where it gets a little fuzzy. The Young Bucks felt, and rightly so I suppose, that they deserved their rematch for the titles after losing them to reDRagon back in August, so they’re in. Finally, RPG Vice defeated reDRagon in the semifinals of the 2015 Super Jr. Tag Team Tournament, so they felt they too deserved a shot at the titles, and thus, they’re in. And the rest, as they say, is history. It does make you wonder what the purpose of having a Jr. Tag tournament when 50% of the teams end up in the Wrestle Kingdom title match.

    Of course, the simple version of the story is that four-way tag team matches for the IWGP Jr. Tag titles have seemingly become a traditional Wrestle Kingdom match. The last Tokyo Dome show that featured only two teams fighting for the titles was in 2011 at Wrestle Kingdom VI. Wrestle Kingdom 7 was a three-way, and since Wrestle Kingdom 8, it’s been four-ways.

    Personally, I’d prefer a traditional 2-on-2 tag match for the titles at the Dome. Four-ways are fun, but when it’s teams who’ve faced each other again and again, it’s hard to make the match up feel fresh (at least the new pairing of Sydal & Ricochet help with that issue). They’re always very fast, with a nice mix of athleticism and comedy, and with the level of talent involved, the quality is always top notch. They’re basically a very good Dragon Gate match. I guess the other upside is that eight talented and deserving workers are getting a spot on the card for the biggest show of the year instead of 4.

    Be prepared. There will be flips, splashes, superkicks, forever clotheslines, arm bars, guillotines, back rakes, Indytakers, Meltzer Drivers, Suck Its, and more! And if you blink, you’ll miss all of it.

  • UFC On FOX 17 DFS Playbook: value picks, who to avoid

    The UFC ends 2015 with an event in Orlando, Florida on FOX, headlined by a UFC Lightweight Championship bout between champion Rafael Dos Anjos and challenger Donald Cerrone. It is one last time to make some money playing daily fantasy for MMA in 2015, and below are our studs, value plays and fighters to avoid as well as our own line-ups for Saturday’s event.

    STUDS

    C.B. Dollaway ($10,800)

    C.B. Dollaway is looking to end a two-fight losing skid when he takes on Nate Marquardt. Marquardt is on quite the skid himself, losing five of his last six fights. Marquardt’s chin has also seemingly seen better days, and he has trouble taking a punch these days. Dollaway has never been known as a knockout artist, but he has some power. Dollaway is still a top-ten caliber talent while Marquardt’s days challenging for titles are long gone. Dollaway should get a win and has a very good chance for a finish.

    Kamaru Usman ($10,200)

    Kamaru Usman won season 21 of “TUF” for the Blackzilians camp and looked impressive in doing so. He has been very impressive in his short MMA career as well, with all six of his career wins coming by stoppage. He has good power in his hands and some solid submission skills, and he trains with one of the top camps in the sport. He has a tough challenge in Leon Edwards ahead of him, but I like Usman to continue his impressive career start.

    VALUE PLAYS

    Valentina Shevchenko ($8,800)

    Valentina Shevchenko is making her UFC debut on short notice against a tough challenge in Sarah Kaufman, but she has the skills to score a big upset. Shevchenko is better on the feet than Kaufman and has a ton of kickboxing experience, with a 60-2 record to go with her 9-1 MMA record. The biggest key for her is to keep the fight upright, but she has good takedown defense. She has the biggest shot to score an upset, and at her salary, that makes her a good play to where you can spend up on your line-up.

    Nate Diaz ($8,300)

    Nate Diaz has the lowest salary of all of the fighters on the card, and with someone of his popularity and skills, that almost seems like an insult. He does have a tough opponent in Michael Johnson, but Johnson’s struggles in his MMA career have been against fighters like Diaz. Diaz is a volume striker with dangerous submissions, and he can suck opponents into his game. He does look in excellent condition and has something to prove. At his salary, he definitely can upset Johnson, and is worth a look for your line-up.

    AVOID

    Nik Lentz ($9,700)

    Nik Lentz is moving back up to lightweight on Saturday for a bout with Danny Castillo, but he is still small for the division. He is a good wrestler, but he isn’t overly impressive with all of his aspects. He does enough to score wins, but that may not be enough against Castillo, who definitely has his back against the wall. Lentz just isn’t enough of a difference maker to make me wanna use him, so I suggest avoiding him.

    Nate Marquardt ($8,600)

    His opponent, C.B. Dollaway, is listed above as a stud, and Marquardt is the one fighter I would avoid on the card whether I was making just one line-up or a hundred. I don’t like his chances against Dollaway, and I think he gets finished. Even if the fight goes the distance, Marquardt just hasn’t shown enough in recent years to make you think he has what it takes to score a lot of fantasy points. It just doesn’t seem like it will be his night.

    OUR LINE-UPS

    RYAN FREDERICK: Junior Dos Santos ($10,900), C.B. Dollaway ($10,800), Josh Samman ($10,300), Donald Cerrone ($8,900), Nate Diaz ($8,300)

    I like Junior Dos Santos to score a knockout win over Alistair Overeem. Dos Santos has taken some beatings but perhaps the time off has freshened him up. He looks good right now and Overeem seems to have lost something coming in for various reasons. Dos Santos still has big power. I like Dollaway to finish Nate Marquardt. I like Josh Samman at his salary. He has three UFC wins, all by finish, and is very good. He has a tough fight against Tamdan McCrory, but is a finishable fight. I like Nate Diaz to score an upset over Michael Johnson, and to win by submission. Finally, I’m going with Donald Cerrone. I think he wins, and he wins by decision. With the thinking it will go five rounds, that is two extra rounds to score more points, and a decision win scores the same whether it goes three or five rounds. The two extra rounds benefits you in scoring more points, and I always try to take a fighter in a five-round fight.

    PAUL FONATINE: Junior Dos Santos ($10,900), Josh Samman ($10,300), Kamaru Usman ($10,200), Cole Miller ($9,600), Donald Cerrone ($8,900)

    Dos Santos is at least a level above Overeem, maybe 2. After a five round war with the very tough Stipe Miocic, this will be like a walk in the park for the former champ. One good shot and Overeem should go down, likely very early in the first. Samman has been a steamroller since losing on TUF to Kelvin Gastelum. McCrory is a nice story but he’s not going to be enough to stop Samman. Usman won the final match in the TUF 21 show to win the competition for his team. That was his fifth straight stoppage win and he should make it 6 over the overmatched Edwards. It seems like destiny that Donald Cerrone will win the lightweight title and then go on to face Conor McGregor in his first title defense. I see this going a lot like the Aldo/McGregor fight actually as the PED crackdown has had a noticeable effect on the physique of the current champion. I’m going with the veteran Cole Miller for my last pick. He’s usually good for a stoppage win and his opponent Alers was lucky not to have lost both of his UFC fights to date, taking a split decision in the opener before losing his second fight earlier this year. 

    PEACH MACHINE: Junior Dos Santos ($10,900), Myles Jury ($10,000), Danny Castillo ($9,700), Karolina Kowalkiewicz ($9,000), Donald Cerrone ($8,900)

    I love Cerrone and I think RDA got lucky against Pettis.  Cerrone is gonna knock him out eventually.  It may take four and a half rounds but that head kick is coming.  JDS is still a monster and Overeem is done.  This is an easy pick for a KO.  Myles Jury hasn’t fought in a year and finds himself against a formidable opponent, but Jury has only lost once and that was to Cerrone.  More importantly, Oliveira is coming off a freak injury loss.  It wouldn’t surprise me to see him come out a little gun shy.  I’m taking Castillo because Nik Lentz sucks and I hate how he spells his name.  Plus, Castillo has lost three in a row and will be motivated to win.  Kowalkiewicz is undefeated an I don’t think Markos is much of a fighter. As always, you’d probably be better just picking the opposite of me.  In a side note, I hope Dolloway and Marquardt both get cut.  I can’t believe we’re still watching these two clowns.  

    As you can see, we are all big fans of Junior Dos Santos and Donald Cerrone scoring wins on Saturday. Good luck to all of those playing!

  • UFC On FOX 17 Preview: 5 storylines to watch, betting odds & predictions

    The 41st and final UFC event of 2015 comes fight fans’ way on Saturday as the Octagon returns to Orlando, Florida and the FOX network with a title fight closing out a big year of fights. UFC On FOX 17 comes from the Amway Center in Orlando and airs on FOX with a main card start time of 8 PM eastern time. Preliminary card action kicks off on UFC Fight Pass at 3:30 PM eastern time before heading over to FS1 at 5 PM eastern time.

    New UFC Lightweight Champion Rafael Dos Anjos makes his first title defense when he defends against one of the most popular fighters in the sport, Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone, in the headline bout as Cerrone looks to capture the championship gold on the heels of eight straight wins. Dos Anjos and Cerrone have fought before, in August 2013, a fight won by Dos Anjos. In the co-main event, it will be a heavyweight slugfest that has been years in the making as former UFC Heavyweight Champion Junior Dos Santos takes on former Strikeforce Heavyweight Champion Alistair Overeem. Also on the card is the return of former “TUF” winner Nathan Diaz as he takes on Michael Johnson. Let’s take a deeper look into the fight card and give you five storylines to keep an eye on at UFC On FOX 17 on Saturday.

    1. Can Donald Cerrone finally win that elusive UFC gold in his first chance?

    Donald Cerrone has been chomping at the bits for years in an attempt to get a chance to become the UFC Lightweight Champion. Every time he has come close to a title shot, a setback has come in the way. Finally, on Saturday night, he gets that elusive title fight in the main event on the heels of an eight fight win streak. He is 15-3 since moving over from the WEC to the UFC in 2011, and has made a name for himself for his fight anytime, anywhere, against anyone frame of mind. There have been times where he has only had two weeks between fights, but, uncharacteristically, it has been since May that Cerrone has fought. It’s not like he didn’t want, or tried, to fight, but he had the title shot sewn up and didn’t wanna lose it. Eight straight wins over the likes of Benson Henderson, Myles Jury, Eddie Alvarez, Jim Miller and Edson Barboza to name a few have led him to the man who last defeated him.

    That man is UFC Lightweight Champion Rafael Dos Anjos. Dos Anjos defeated Cerrone in August 2013 by unanimous decision. Even though he is now the champion, Dos Anjos actually lost his next fight, to Khabib Nurmagomedov, but three straight impressive performances following that loss, coupled with injuries to key fighters, opened the door for Dos Anjos to earn a title shot. He fought Anthony Pettis for the title at UFC 185 in March, and thoroughly dominated Pettis to post a five-round shutout and win the championship. Dos Anjos underwent a skill and physical transformation after being a gatekeeper in the division, and there have been questions about his physique. There are many who say that Dos Anjos looks completely different in the new era of drug testing, way different than the man who is 9-1 in his last ten fights, different than the man that won the championship in March, and different than the man that defeated Cerrone over two years ago. Those questions certainly open the door for Cerrone, who has even questioned Dos Anjos himself.

    Dos Anjos and Cerrone both competed on the card the last time the UFC was in Orlando. That is when Dos Anjos lost his bout with Nurmagomedov that propelled him to the championship. Cerrone submitted Edson Barboza in the third of his eight straight wins. They descend back to Orlando with both looking to leave with championship gold around their waist. Cerrone has the excellent kickboxing with good takedowns and submissions. Dos Anjos has become a more well-rounded fighter over the last few years but it still remains to be seen what has changed for him. Cerrone will need to avoid being taken down, which likely cost them their first fight. Cerrone came on strong while Dos Anjos faded late in their bout, and a five-round bout last time may have seen a different outcome. They have five rounds this time. Interestingly, Dos Anjos is more than a two-to-one favorite, and that may be too long of odds. I see Cerrone finally reaching the top of the lightweight mountain.

    2. Who wins the long-awaited heavyweight battle between Junior Dos Santos and Alistair Overeem?

    A heavyweight bout between Junior Dos Santos and Alistair Overeem has been almost four years in the making. It was nearly four years ago that Overeem made his UFC debut at UFC 141 and defeated Brock Lesnar. After that, Overeem was scheduled to next fight for the UFC Heavyweight Championship, which was held at the time by Dos Santos, who had just come off of knocking out Cain Velasquez to win the title. They were set to meet at UFC 146 in May 2012, but issues with taking a drug test forced Overeem out of the bout. Dos Santos would eventually lose the championship in December 2012 back to Velasquez. Overeem didn’t fight again until February 2013, when he lost to Antonio Silva. They were again set to meet at UFC 160 in May 2013, but Overeem pulled out due to injury. After those false starts, they weren’t booked to fight again until they were scheduled to meet on Saturday. Since their initial booking in early 2012, Dos Santos has gone 3-2 and Overeem has gone 3-3.

    They will finally step inside the Octagon on Saturday across from each other. Dos Santos hasn’t fought in over a year since earning a hard-fought decision win over Stipe Miocic. In fact, that is Dos Santos’ only fight in the last two years as injuries and beatings at the hands of both Velasquez and Miocic have taken their toll on him. Meanwhile, Overeem is riding a two-fight win streak that has him talking again of title shot aspirations. A win over a former champion in Dos Santos could put him just one fight away, but defeating Dos Santos, one of the hardest hitters in the sport, will be a tough task. Dos Santos has moved his training to American Top Team while Overeem continues to work on his skills with Greg Jackson. It will be interesting to see how each man fights the other as both have strong knockout power. Overeem showed a different approach in his last two fights, and has slimmed down a little. It is tough to say how much fight Dos Santos has left after his tough fights. It may be four years after they were first set to fight, and the championship gold may not be at stake, but it is still an interesting heavyweight bout between two big men, and it will finally go down on Saturday night.

    3. Is Nate Diaz ready to make another run at 155 pounds?

    One of the Stockton bad boys makes his long-awaited return on Saturday when Nate Diaz fights for the first time in over a year. After talk of moving, again, to 170 pounds, Diaz will come back at 155 pounds, and he looks to be in the best shape of his career. He will need to be as he takes on a tough opponent in Michael Johnson, a top-six ranked lightweight. Johnson should be on a five-fight win streak, but he lost a split decision to Beneil Dariush in August in a big controversial decision. Every media outlet scored the fight for Johnson, as did most observers, including UFC brass. They even paid Johnson his win bonus because they thought he won. Regardless of that, it still remains a loss on Johnson’s record, and he will be looking for a more impactful win when he takes on Diaz.

    Diaz is coming off a loss to Rafael Dos Anjos last December, a bout he missed weight for, blaming it on a training injury. That is the only time Diaz has fought in the last two years, but when he is at his best, he remains one of the most complete boxers in the division, and a dangerous submission artist. Johnson is a solid striker who mixes everything well, uses a lot of volume, and has good takedowns. Diaz could suck Johnson into a striking battle, and if Diaz starts landing the punches, they may not do a ton of damage, but they will be very effective. The biggest question is whether the time away benefits Diaz, and if the last we saw of him is a true representation of where he is today, or if he is still the guy who blasted Gray Maynard in his bout prior to Dos Anjos. If Johnson lets Diaz hit him, it could be a field day for Diaz. Johnson is ever improving, but it is still hard to count out a Diaz brother. If he wants to make another run at a title shot, he has to get by a very tough Johnson.

    4. Will Randa Markos keep making her climb up the 115-pound division ladder?

    Randa Markos ended up being one of the big surprises during the strawweight season of “The Ultimate Fighter”. She came into the show with a 4-1 record, a solid record, but unlike the rest of the competitors, hadn’t had the exposure from fighting for Invicta, and she was one of the unknowns. She showed strong skills in making it all the way to the semifinals after defeating Tecia Torres and Felice Herrig as the 14-seed before losing to Rose Namajunas. Markos hasn’t had an easy road post-TUF as she has gotten tough opponents in Jessica Penne and Aisling Daly. She lost a close split decision to Penne before scoring a unanimous decision over Daly in convincing fashion at UFC 186 in April. Since then, she has quit working her full-time job and moved to Montreal to train at the Tristar camp, and Saturday represents her first time fighting since the move.

    She gets the main card treatment as she takes on Karolina Kowalkiewicz, who makes her UFC debut sporting a solid, and perfect, 7-0 record. Both women are skilled and will get attention due to looks, but they can fight. They are very similar, with good skills on their feet, but neither are overwhelming with power, and both are patient fighters. Both tend to have close fights when they go to the judges, but Markos has the better finishing ability. She is also a better wrestler, and that was before going to Tristar, one of the best camps in the world. That is going to be a key factor, and also having one of the best coaches in the sport in Firas Zahabi in her corner will as well. Markos has a very solid shot at becoming a real title challenger as her skills evolve, and much like her nickname, she is looking at making a quiet storm brew in the strawweight division.

    5. What is there to watch for on a solid preliminary card?

    The preliminary card on Saturday features a lot of solid fights that could easily be main card bouts on a lot of fight cards. In the featured prelim bout, Myles Jury makes the move down to featherweight to take on Charles Oliveira. Jury started his career a perfect 15-0 before losing his last fight to Donald Cerrone. He made the switch to the Power MMA team in Arizona and decided to try his hand at 145 pounds. He gets a tough first test in Oliveira, a very skilled submission specialist looking to bounce back from a disappointing loss in August. Another Power MMA fighter, C.B. Dollaway, will be taking on Nate Marquardt in a pivotal bout that could determine the UFC future for both. Dollaway is looking to rebound from two straight losses while Marquardt has also lost two straight, but, more importantly, has lost five of his last six fights.

    Also on the prelims, Sarah Kaufman welcomes Valentina Shevchenko to the UFC. Shevchenko makes her debut on short notice, but she is a seriously skilled kickboxer with a 9-1 MMA record to go along with her 60-2 kickboxing record. Middleweight Josh Samman looks to remain perfect in the UFC as he welcomes Tamdan McCrory back to the UFC. Samman has four straight wins and has won all three of his UFC fights by stoppage. McCrory went 3-3 during a UFC stint from 2007 to 2009, but after being cut after a boring decision loss, he retired from the sport for four years. He made his comeback in Bellator in 2014, scoring two wins in a combined 1:27, and was then re-signed by the UFC. Another bout is a lightweight contest between Nik Lentz and Danny Castillo. Lentz is moving back up to 155 pounds following a loss to Charles Oliveira while Castillo is looking to avoid the chopping block as he has lost three straight and four of his last five.

    Full UFC On FOX 17 Fight Card, Betting Odds and Predictions

    MAIN CARD (FOX- 8 PM ET/5 PM PT)

    UFC Lightweight Championship: (C) Rafael Dos Anjos vs. (#2) Donald Cerrone
    Betting Odds:
    Dos Anjos (-200), Cerrone (+170)
    Prediction: Cerrone by decision

    Heavyweights: (#2) Junior Dos Santos vs. (#9) Alistair Overeem
    Betting Odds:
    Dos Santos (-350), Overeem (+290)
    Prediction: Dos Santos by knockout in round 2

    Lightweights: (#6) Michael Johnson vs. (#15) Nate Diaz
    Betting Odds:
    Johnson (-500), Diaz (+400)
    Prediction: Diaz by submission in round 2

    Women’s Strawweights: (#7) Randa Markos vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
    Betting Odds:
    Markos (-185), Kowalkiewicz (+160)
    Prediction: Markos by decision

    PRELIMINARY CARD (FS1- 5 PM ET/2 PM PT)

    Featherweights: (#7) Charles Oliveira vs. (#9 LW) Myles Jury
    Betting Odds:
    Oliveira (+130), Jury (-150)
    Prediction: Jury by decision

    Middleweights: (#12) C.B. Dollaway vs. Nate Marquardt
    Betting Odds:
    Dollaway (-400), Marquardt (+325)
    Prediction: Dollaway by knockout in round 2

    Women’s Bantamweights: (#5) Sarah Kaufman vs. Valentina Shevchenko
    Betting Odds:
    Kaufman (-225), Shevchenko (+185)
    Prediction: Shevchenko by decision

    Middleweights: Josh Samman vs. Tamdan McCrory
    Betting Odds:
    Samman (-175), McCrory (+155)
    Prediction: Samman by knockout in round 2

    Lightweights: (#10 FW) Nik Lentz vs. Danny Castillo
    Betting Odds:
    Lentz (-105), Castillo (-115)
    Prediction: Castillo by decision

    Featherweights: Cole Miller vs. Jim Alers
    Betting Odds:
    Miller (+105), Alers (-125)
    Prediction: Miller by submission in round 3

    PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC FIGHT PASS- 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PM PT)

    Welterweights: Kamaru Usman vs. Leon Edwards
    Betting Odds:
    Usman (-250), Edwards (+210)
    Prediction: Usman by submission in round 1

    Welterweights: Hayder Hassan vs. Vicente Luque
    Betting Odds:
    Hassan (-120), Luque (+100)
    Prediction: Luque by decision

    Heavyweights: Francis Ngannou vs. Luiz Henrique
    Betting Odds:
    Ngannou (-110), Henrique (-110)
    Prediction: Ngannou by knockout in round 1

  • Weight cutting in MMA: A scientific approach to fixing the problem

    Weight cutting in MMA is a problem. Actually, It’s a problem in any sport that puts fighters into weight classes. The problems range from the health and safety concerns of the fighters, as we saw recently with the death of a fighter in the Philippines, to fighters attempting to gain a competitive advantage. 

    But ultimately, it’s bigger than that. It’s a cultural problem. Weight cutting is generally accepted, even though EVERYONE knows it’s dangerous and stupid. The problem is that everyone is doing it, so everyone must continue to do it. After watching a glut of weigh-ins due to UFC running three shows in three days last week, I’ve given the matter a lot of thought. 

    First, let me support what I’m about to say by giving you some background about me personally.

    As a former MMA fighter and high school wrestler, and current BJJ competitor, I’ve spent a lot of my life cutting weight.  Heck, I even did two bodybuilding shows where I actually cut more weight than any of those previous endeavors. Over the last two decades, I’ve been a wrestling coach, personal trainer, and nutritionist. I’ve helped many normal people lose weight safely, and also helped many high level athletes take their bodies to the extreme. I’ve experienced enough weight cutting to have learned some tricks of the trade, and also learned what’s not going to work. 

    I also spent a few years working at an eating disorder facility where I saw firsthand just what awful effects both short and long-term “weight cutting” can have. It was an incredibly eye opening experience. One of the myths about weight cutting is that there is a healthy way to do it, but there is no perfectly healthy way to cut weight. Some ways are safer than others, but whichever method a fighter chooses, it will have consequences. 

    I don’t want to bore people with a biology lesson, but to put it simply, weight cutting has two phases; body weight loss and dehydration. Note I said body weight, and not exclusively fat. The goal is to lose as much body fat as possible while sparing muscle, but it’s next to impossible to do one with out the other, naturally.  Phase one of losing bodyweight usually starts about 12 weeks out from a fight and comes in the form of changing nutritional habits and exercising more.  The fighter simply cleans up their diet and reduces calories, and the weight comes off. 

    The second phase, dehydration, is the dangerous part.  A fighter will most commonly use water manipulation to suck every ounce of both interstitial and intracellular fluid out of their bodies. This can be done through use of the sauna, steam room, exercise, diuretics, and a few other sneaky things like mineral manipulation. Here’s the problem; you’re not only dehydrating your muscles, but you’re also dehydrating your heart (since it’s a muscle) as well as your brain. This is incredibly dangerous. 

    Why? Fluid acts as a padding for your brain. If you’re lacking that padding, head impact can have a much more detrimental effect. Fighters sacrifice literal brain size by cutting fat (the brain is almost entirely fat), and now they are depleting the cranial fluid.  Since fighters eat and rehydrate before fighting, this is generally mitigated, but it’s impossible to fully rehydrate in 24 hours, so without a doubt, most fighters are going into the cage with their brain less than 100% re-padded. For most fighters, they believe this is an appropriate risk level for their sport.  I recall cutting weight for fights that final week and feeling like I was in a fog. It was noticeable too as people around me kept asking me why I was spacing out. My brain was starving!

    Also, your heart can’t beat properly if dehydrated. This is how people die: your heart goes into arrhythmia or stops all together due to the lack of minerals, which were flushed out during the dehydration. Basically, you’ve reduced your intravascular blood volume. Most people have around 6-7 liters of blood circulating at all times, and since blood is mostly water, this is a big problem. The heart tries to compensate for the lack of blood by pumping more, which causes irregular blood pressure as it beats faster and faster, and eventually fails. This is most likely what occurs when people die in a sauna. 

    So now we know why weight cutting is dangerous, but what do we do? 

    There have been a lot of options floated around, but none have come to fruition, such as same day weigh-ins and creating more weight classes. The UFC, more specifically WADA and USADA, have outlawed the use of IV rehydration in an attempt to keep guys from risking the huge weight cut.  The idea is obviously that if rehydration is more difficult, then perhaps the massive weight cut won’t be attempted. This may work, but ultimately, it doesn’t change the problem that guys are still going to cut a dangerous amount of weight and just try and rehydrate orally. Personally, I’ve rehydrated both with IVs and without, and never noticed any difference, other than I had to have my EMT buddy steal me saline and hook me up, which was unpleasant. At fight time, physically, I felt the same.

    There’s actually data that supports the claim that oral rehydration is superior. In fact, the quickest most effective way to get lost electrolytes and other minerals back in to the blood is by rinsing the mouth with a solution and spitting it out. There’s a bunch of info you don’t need to know about gastric emptying involved. If someone wants to make a million dollars, go invent the perfect mouth rinse for fighters to use between rounds. 

    It’s often suggested that more weight classes be used, but I don’t like this idea at all. For one, it waters down the championships but that’s not nearly as important as the safety of the fighters.  The real reasons why more weight classes is a bad idea is because it will actually encourage more weight cutting. I’ve seen it happen. 

    Each year, the people in charge of collegiate wrestling regulations adjust the weight classes. They do this for various reasons, but basically it’s done to better facilitate the current population. For example, suppose last year there were more wrestlers registered at 180 pounds than ever before. That would indicate that perhaps the sport needs a weight class adjustment, and maybe the addition of a 187 pound class instead of jumping from 180 to 195. This makes sense, but what usually happens is that athletes get greedy. Now, a wrestler that used to make 195 starts to think that maybe he or she could stretch it even further and make that new 187 pound class. So the athlete that was cutting from 205 to 195 is now going to cut an extra 7 pounds.  Good coaching can offset some of this, but it doesn’t always happen. 

    At the lower classes, it happens even more as there is often only three or four pounds between a weight class. That seems like nothing to these competitors. When an athlete that walks around at 125 who cuts to 117 only has to drop three more to make 114, and only 4 more beyond that to make 110, for a total of only 15 pounds total, that’s incredibly enticing. People think, “Well, that’s only 15 pounds. Some of these big boys cut 30!”  Right, they do, but 30 off a 235 pound person is actually cutting nearly the same percentage of total body weight as the 125 pound person cutting 15 pounds. 

    In this example, the smaller person lost 12% of their body weight while the bigger guy lost about 13%.  Take into account the fact that the big guy has a lot more muscle and fat to drain water from, and you realize that the little guy’s brain is probably in way worse shape than the big guy’s.  Amateur wrestling implemented the hydration testing before the season to determine the lowest weight class in which a wrestler can compete to keep things like the above example from happening, but MMA is a different beast.

    I’d like to point out quickly that this past weekend, we saw two main events end the exact same way: flash KO.  This is not to diminsh the punching power of Frankie Edgar or Conor McGregor, but Chad Mendes and Jose Aldo looked smaller and more depleted than usual IN THE CAGE than in the past. This was the first time either man has attempted to rehydrate without IVs, and both suffered KOs from punches that each has eaten dozens of times in the past. It’s purely speculation, but was that a pair of coincidences…or perhaps each was suffering from a dehydrated brain and could not withstand the impact?

    Since more weight classes does not seem to work (at least in amateur wrestling where weigh-ins occur sometimes just an hour prior to competition), I’d like to propose something different: fewer weight classes.

    Simply put, if the weight class gap widens, less people will attempt the cut. Of course, there are masochists out there who would go for it, but my guess is that it would stem the tide of dangerous weight cuts.

    So now, where do we make the classes? How do we decide where to put the markers? It’s simple: use science. There would have to be a study of the human population to see where they are needed. (It may already exist.) First, determine the average size of the population and chart it out from there.  It would be a bell curve. 

    I’m just guessing, but most adult men are probably somewhere around 150-160 pounds (at least in developed countries), with fewer at 200, and even fewer at 300 pounds, just as fewer are at 125 and still fewer are 100 pounds. Obviously, as a species, we are evolving to be larger, but we can determine the current bell curve for today. Put more weight classes in the middle and fewer towards the ends of the charts. 

    There are of course other factors to examine. For instance, we don’t need to know the average of the entire population, just those involved in fighting. Eight-year-olds and 80-year-olds can be left out. Just look at men and women (separately) likely to be involved, so from ages 18-50 (since Bellator still exists). Also, look at people most likely to fight. There aren’t many African pygmies in the UFC, so we can ignore that population. 

    Once we determine the bell curve, we then make the weight classes which doesn’t have to be every ten pounds. Since as we discovered above, percentage of body weight is also important thus the gaps should be larger toward the heavy end and smaller toward the light end. I have not done the studies or even tried to find the data, but as a jumping off point for discussion, here is my best guess at the new weight classes.

    – Men: 125, 132, 142, 155, 175, 205, 265
    – Women: 115, 125, 140, 160

    This would create ten total champions: six for men and four for women.

    Each year, the weight classes could swing a pound or two in any direction. They don’t have to be set in stone. The names of the divisions and champions would stay the same. There would have to be some fine-tuning of this method, but it could be implemented, and it would make a difference. 

    The other option, of course, would be for fighters to just stop doing it, but we all know that’s not happening.

  • The Week In British Wrestling: NXT invades the UK, Tidal’s rise in Yorkshire

    By Alan Boon for WrestlingObserver.com

    We’ve all got our decorations up here in the UK, but that doesn’t mean things have shut down for Christmas! Here’s 5 things you need to know about British wrestling this week.

    1) William Regal came home.

    When Darren Matthews decided he wanted to become a professional wrestler in 1983, his path into the business was learning his craft in a “shooter’s” booth on Blackpool Pleasure Beach where he’d take on all-comers in one of the last remaining remnants of the earliest days of the worked game. This weekend, he got to come home and show off his baby when he brought NXT to the town for a sold-out show at the Winter Gardens Ballroom.

    Also in tow was Robbie Brookside, working for NXT as a coach, and the two met up with Frankie Sloan, a fellow veteran who broke in with Brookside in Liverpool. While the Pleasure Beach is now home to Nickelodeon Land, the three posed for photos in front of “where it all started”. Aside from John Freemantle’s Premier Promotions holding on in Worthing, British wrestling is all but unrecognisable from those heady days – mostly for the better – but it’s nice to be able to recognise that history when the time comes around.

    2) WWE got a taste of the UK indy scene.

    When WWE comes over for their twice-yearly tours, condescending to us with their telephone boxes and London taxis, there are always a few of the hardcore British fans that pop along, especially to Raw. But I’ve not seen such an enthusiasm for an imported tour as there was for NXT this week with barely a PROGRESS, ICW or PCW fan not hitting up at least one show, and most more than one. The fans took their usual chants to the shows, shocking the wrestlers and organisers with their passion, sheer loudness, and wacky chants. To the talent, these fans would have seemed like old friends, because a healthy proportion of the NXT roster spent some of their formative years on the UK indy scene, and the fans reacted to them accordingly.

    Take Sami Zayn, who reminisced about his past visits (as el Generico, obviously) to the UK on Twitter, and Apollo Crews, who was PCW champion earlier this year as Uhaa Nation (and got the chants at the NXT shows to prove it). Finn Balor, of course, grew up on the UK scene, and Samoa Joe was no stranger to our shores as both men appeared for PROGRESS in the last couple of years in show-stealing matches. Further down the card, Scott Dawson tweeted a reminder that he’d toured the holiday camps earlier in his career, and at the Performance Center, the likes of Biff Busick, Rich Swann, Axel Tischer, and more have all done time in the clubs and halls of the UK. It just goes to show that you never know when that guy who locked up with your favourite Brit at your local show will make it to the big time…and it’s a fun ride following them.

    3) The US indy scene got a taste of the UK.

    The first Wrestling Road Diaries followed Colt Cabana – along with Bryan Danielson and Sal Rinauro – as he travelled around on the US indy scene, giving fans a glimpse of life on the road outside the big leagues. The second instalment – Wrestling Road Diaries Too – again trailed Cabana, but this time with Cliff Compton and Luke Gallows. For the third in the series, Cabana picked up Japanese indy star Kikutaro and somehow made the decision that having Grado along would be fun. Anyone who watched the second Insane Fight Club documentary, in which Grado and the other ICW stars toured the cities of the UK, promoting their upcoming tour, will already know that this isn’t the smartest of decisions, but it will make for great footage.

    It’s been a banner year for Grado, with TNA’s British Bootcamp II elevating him to much-deserved stardom on both sides of the Atlantic, even if he is primarily known in the US as a TNA prelim guy (much like his fellow Bootcamp alumni, the criminally-underrated Mark Andrews). He ended 2015 as ICW champion, and has had crowds on their feet at PROGRESS, Rev-Pro, IPW:UK, and all over the UK. But he still divides opinion, and that’s fine, because if we all liked the same people, it would be dull, right? Well, we all like Will Ospreay (except that one guy), but you know what I mean. Speaking of Ospreay, he, Andrews, and Marty Scurll returned to Pro Wrestling Guerrilla this past weekend, and once again impressed. With on-demand services giving access to our shows for overseas fans, US indies are wising up to the talent – and drawing power – of our top guys. 2016 will be very interesting for some of the big UK names.

    4) Tidal ends the year as Yorkshire’s number one promotion.

    PROGRESS always make a point that they were told it was impossible to run professional wrestling in central London. While that may not have been strictly true (although doing it and making a profit, as they no doubt do, is another matter), it’s perfectly understandable why a London-based concert promoter might have looked elsewhere to start promoting wrestling shows. Just over two years ago, that’s what Tidal Concerts did, focusing on the north and north-east of England – with home bases in Leeds and Darlington – and they’ve built a tidy little operation since. A year ago, they were fighting over Leeds with True Grit Wrestling, although it was a friendly fight and they used much of the same talent, but the disappearance of TGW has left England’s fourth city wide open for Tidal, and they’ve cemented their place as the White Rose’s top operation.

    Last weekend, they held their year-end spectacular at Leeds University’s Student Union, and brought in Tommy End to butt heads with Rampage Brown in a hard-hitting, show-stealing bout. At the top end of the card, Dara Diablo defended his TCW title in a three-way against Mexican Yorkshireman el Ligero and Liam Lazarus. Ligero came out with the gold, adding it to the PROGRESS tag team titles he won last month. With two Leeds show already scheduled for the first six weeks of the New Year, and a sensible booking policy based around a handy band of local regulars, Tidal should continue their growth, from a hidden gem to a solid player in an increasingly healthy scene.

    5) Shows, shows, we got shows.

    While Mark Dallas and the ICW top boys were enjoying the hospitality of NXT at the Hydro in Glasgow, Scottish wrestling continued to take the grappling to the masses with big shows in Inverness and Ayr, and a double shot from Scottish Wrestling Entertainment in Dundee. In Inverness, Grado headlined Rock N Wrestle’s Winterslam at the Ironworks, beating Liam Thomson in the main event of a card that also featured James Storm, Drew Galloway, and Davey (Boy) Blaze. Galloway also turned out for Pro-Wrestling Elite, at their Jingle All The Galloway show in his hometown of Ayr. Well, with a show called that you’d hope so! He took on Dave Mastiff – and lost – in the standout match on a card that also had Storm, Grado, Big Damo, Noam Dar, and just about everyone who is anyone in Scottish wrestling.

    In the Midlands, AMP ran their monthly show at the Alan Higgs Centre in Coventry, while Leicester Championship Wrestling presented Christmas Cracker in, erm, Leicester, which was headlined by a title change as Joseph Conners – stablemate of Jimmy Havoc in Southside – downed Alex Gracie, on a show that also featured The Hunter Brothers, Xander Cooper, and the veteran Stixx, who trained both men in the title match. In the wrestling hotspot that is Bristol, Pro-Evolution promoted their Xmas show on Friday (and followed it with another in Worcester the next day), bringing in the tattooed brawler T-Bone to face Ricky Diamond. Pro-Evo have one of the hottest tips for 2016 in Justin Sysum, and he worked both shows, beating out Tiger Ali (not Singh) in Bristol, and downing T-Bone in Worcester.

    And that’s all you need to know about this week’s BritWres. Next weekend sees shows by Attack-Pro, Lucha Britannia, IPW:UK, ICW, and HOP & HOP:E going head-to-head in Nottingham! Join me then for the down low!

  • How WWE can learn from Marvel Comics by rebranding Smackdown

    The post-RAW Survivor Series was one for the record books featuring WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus supposedly kicking off a brand new dawn for the company, while nearly every other component of the show remained almost exactly the same. Viewers expressed their enthusiasm for the product by tuning out in droves, leaving the show with a viewership below 3 million for the first time since 1997. Against an above average Monday night football game, Raw pulled in a sub 3 million second hour and a pitiful 2.71 million viewers in the third hour. It’s stunning enough that Raw’s viewership was down by 330,000 viewers week-over-week, but the fact that viewership was down 1.34 million viewers year-over-year (albeit an inflated number given the WWE debut of Sting in 2014) is astronomical.

    The ratings went up by 210,000 viewers the following week, but that number was still only good enough to tie as the second lowest watched non-holiday episode of Raw since 1997 and only barely eclipsed 3 million viewers in the third hour. Then came this past Monday’s show, the final hour of which consisted of 44 year old Tommy Dreamer going one-on-one with Braun Strowman and an unconscionable 15 minute show closing promo segment wherein Roman Reigns mocked the champion for having tater tots instead of potatoes. To the surprise of no one, the ratings declined to 3.04 million viewers with a final hour viewership of 2.85 million, and reports from the arena had people leaving in droves before and during the main event angle.

    Things are almost certainly going to get worse for Raw in the long, cold trek between now and the beginning of 2016. There will almost certainly be spikes caused by the returns of John Cena and Brock Lesnar, and there should also be a decent boost from the late-December conclusion of Monday Night Football. As the bottom continues to drop out, it will become confoundingly clear that absolutely nothing substantial is going to change. Not until Cena and Lesnar rear their heads and not until the last whistle is blown on MNF will any ratings decline be viewed through a lens of objectivity. Even then, it would probably take weeks of pulling in fewer than 3 million viewers before major changes would take place. Perhaps it would take an episode of Raw only getting 2.75 million viewers. Perhaps that number would have to hit 2.5 million. Whatever the case, it likely means that we can expect about two more months worth of stale at best, completely indigestible at worst, programming between now and the Royal Rumble.

    But one would almost have to think that something must eventually give. The ratings almost have to improve in January, but logic dictates that they will drop even further at this same time next year unless something is vastly different. That trend will continue until something is done to reverse course. Whenever that change comes, hopefully sooner than later, it needs to be drastic and comprehensive. Should WWE ultimately decide to change its product, it might want to take a page from one of the biggest brands in all of entertainment: Marvel.

    The Diverging Path of Comic Books and Professional Wrestling

    It’s difficult to fairly compare and contrast wrestling to comic books on a number of fronts. In terms of financial success, mainstream acceptance, audience growth, creative solvency, social awareness, and infrastructural competency, wrestling does not even remotely stand up to comic books. It would be quite a bit like comparing tater tots to potatoes, really.

    At a point somewhere in time, the kind of person who watched professional wrestling and the kind of person who read comic books were likely subjected to the same degree of stigmatization and ostracism. If my experiences growing up are any indication, there is a pretty significant intersection between comic book fans and wrestling fans. Both were once outsider products consumed primarily by those perceived as socially undesirable, but in 2015, this has changed drastically at least on one front.

    Companies like Marvel and DC have taken what were once niche products and properties consumed primarily by children and social also-rans and built empires by making them cool to the public at large. Comic books have grown into a humming and ever-evolving megalopolis with shining towers and lavish tourist attractions on every corner. People plan their visits and get excited because if they’ve been away for even a little while, something has likely changed and almost certainly for the better. In this place, there is something for everyone.

    By that logic, the wrestling industry is a modest village. It houses a few nice buildings with some pronounced architecture and burnished fixtures (Ring of Honor, New Japan, and Lucha Underground) and a couple of hip coffee houses and bars (Pro Wrestling Guerilla, Progress Pro Wrestling, Insane Championship Wrestling, Chikara, etc.). Ultimately, however, everything operates in the shadow of one dust blown and aged tower on the horizon; it’s been there for so long and touched so many that most of the visitors look past those happy new places because they don’t hold that same level of nostalgic resonance. Once or twice a year, the tower is lit and lively, but it feels like a dark and cold place. There may be new faces who visit the village during brighter seasons, but they’re far outnumbered by those who leave because they simply tired of that tower and its oppressive presence. If you are not drawn by that tower, you are almost certainly not drawn at all.

    There is something that can be gained by looking at how the biggest company in one industry has continually reinvented itself to increasing degrees of success while the biggest company in the other has seen diminishing returns because of its stagnant product. Given their control over their respective markets, let’s assume that the face of the comic book business is Marvel (they held a 37% share of all North American comic sales in 2014) and that the face of wrestling is World Wrestling Entertainment. One has managed to grow interest in its core product by reinventing and rebranding it whenever things begin to feel stale. The other is WWE.  

    The Many Reinventions of the Marvel Brand

    Much can be said about Disney and Marvel’s success in building up the Marvel cinematic universe. New Marvel films are now cultural events to the degree that the first trailer for Captain America: Civil War was viewed a record 61 million times in its first 24 hours online. Of the current top 10 highest grossing films of all time, three are Marvel films released since 2012. The highest grossing film of 2014 was Guardians of the Galaxy, a title built around a team of characters with whom the general public was almost completely unaware. Phase two of the Marvel cinematic universe’s three phase plan pulled in more than $5.2 billion around the world between 2013-2015. Phase three, which kicks off next year with Civil War, should make even more than that.

    Consider for a moment the fact that Marvel has the next five years of films and strategy planned out while WWE is probably still unsure how the Royal Rumble will play out.

    Because of its incredible brand cache, Marvel will be able to launch franchises around new characters like Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange with impunity because its audience trusts the brand to produce a quality product every time. WWE, in contrast, seemingly cannot even create a single new main eventer and has done everything it can to sap the audience of its faith that it ever will. The degree of success Marvel currently enjoys may breed contentment in other companies. WWE, for example, has felt increasingly listless since subsuming WCW and ECW in 2001, but Marvel instead opted to undertake radical change in its core product: Marvel Comics.

    In 2012, Marvel acknowledged a decline in comic sales by relaunching almost all of its ongoing titles under the Marvel NOW! banner. This overhaul entailed changing the look and marketing of the product, bringing in new writers and artists to handle the creative direction, allowing those new talents to shake up character and team dynamics, and relaunching a number of familiar titles from scratch or doing away with them altogether. It was a massive, calculated risk that was certain to isolate a percentage of the hardcore contingent of the fanbase.

    One of the most polarizing moves was the decision to kill off Peter Parker and have his body taken over by Doctor Octopus (yes, it’s as confusing as it sounds) in Amazing Spider-Man #700, which lead to the launch of a new title called The Superior Spider-Man. The final issue of Amazing sold around 200,000 copies and the first issue of Superior sold 188,182 copies, making both bankable successes for Marvel Comics. The bigger picture: over the course of a 31 issue run, in spite of the rumblings from purists, average sales of Superior were up considerably from Amazing. This is attributable to a number of factors, not the least of which being that it was something new, fresh, and exciting.

    Another soft relaunch occurred in 2014 (entitled All-New Marvel NOW!), centered largely around the return of Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man #1. Marvel sold more than 700,000 copies of that first issue, singlehandedly wiping out its Q1 2014 shortfall and becoming the company’s best selling single comic since 2009. That same year, Marvel announced it would kill off the character of Wolverine seemingly for good. Despite skepticism from jaded fans (character deaths are common and easily undone) and even more grousing about change, all four issues of the mini series were among the year’s top sellers, ranking 4, 5, 8, and 9, respectively. Moreover, of the 10 best selling single issues in 2014, nine were Marvel comics.

    Earlier this year, the company engaged in yet another rebranding effort, launching the All-New, All-Different Marvel. The result saw even more shakeups, including having new characters portray mainstays like Thor and Captain America that resulted in further dissatisfaction from pockets of fans. Still, cumulative North American comic sales through September were up 5% year over year, and of the top 10 comics sold in each month, an average of seven were Marvel titles. In September, the top 10 best selling comics were all Marvel titles, as well as 18 of the top 20. The year’s single best selling comic book: Marvel’s first issue of the Star Wars comic, which has moved more than 1 million copies to date.

    At a point in time where Marvel Comics has every incentive to remain stagnant and proceed with the status quo, it has instead chosen to reboot its product line three times in four years. It’s a strategy that has helped engage with new consumers and get fresh eyes on the product, and it has improved their bottom line a great deal. Controversial decisions are made with surprising regularity, and because they tend to pay off in a somewhat rewarding fashion, even those cynical fans become willing to go along for the ride.

    This couldn’t be further from the case with the WWE. Trust in the decision makers behind the product may be, like the ratings, at a long time low. Given this fact, WWE should be doing anything but sticking to the status quo. It’s an odd inversion of circumstances: Marvel can afford to take risks with its product because it has a substantial safety net, and WWE needs to start taking risks with its product because its running out of options. WWE may not be willing to take those risks on its flagship show, but there’s no reason that it couldn’t attempt something new with its other weekly television program.

    Starting Over, Starting with Smackdown

    Marvel has built itself into an entity so powerful that it is able to shape the landscape of television. When it was announced that Netflix had acquired the rights to produce and distribute the original series for Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, and The Defenders, it was seen as a huge coup for its legitimacy. Recently, Jessica Jones has earned widespread critical praise for the care with which it handles decidedly complex, mature subject matter. Raw, meanwhile, was notable this week for Roman Reigns comparing Sheamus’ testicles to tater tots.

    WWE is moving Smackdown from SyFy Network to USA on January 7, and while it’s possible that there could be less buzz about it, there certainly couldn’t be all that much less. Smackdown is a stale, tired product, and its ever waning viewership is a testament to that fact. With the current formula, Smackdown plays out ostensibly like a palette swapped Raw where the events that transpire have little or no consequence in the larger scheme of WWE’s universe. The reason fewer and fewer people watch Smackdown is likely much of the same cause for the ratings drops for Raw of late: people simply don’t want to watch a show that doesn’t mean anything.

    This could all very well change when Smackdown debuts on USA Network in just three weeks time, a move in which WWE seems to be investing at least some effort, fortified by the announced hiring of announcer Mauro Ranallo. The move will likely kick off with a live special that could eventually lead to Smackdown going live on a weekly basis, which could serve the purpose of drumming up some additional ratings (as well as costs). WWE will likely also bolster interest in the show by promoting names and matches beforehand (which is an incredibly novel concept indeed). This may grab some ratings, or it may not.

    If Smackdown falters out of the gate, WWE will almost certainly drop the pretense of its importance and quickly return to business as usual. Even with increased emphasis placed on making it a ratings winner, it’s hard to picture Smackdown feeling like anything but what Smackdown has felt like for the longest time, which is a directionless, empty show that is indistinguishable from Raw but for the fact that it is measurably less important. That is, unless WWE opts to make some significant changes.

    Since Smackdown will likely be seen by a larger audience in those first few weeks, it may be the perfect forum for WWE to cautiously approach making the kinds of alterations that Marvel has with its comic books. WWE can scrap the status quo and push the idea that the show coming to USA Network is not just Smackdown, but an All-New, All-Different Smackdown.

    To do this, WWE should scrap everything about Smackdown from top to bottom.

    Spare nothing, because there is really nothing worth sparing at this point. Get fresh, young minds behind every aspect of the project and give them enough free reign to take chances and try different things. Change the cinematography away from the multi-cut-zoom Kevin Dunn style, reconfigure the format of the show entirely, drop the blue and silver color template, get a new logo, build a new set, and get a new theme song that sets the tone for the show. Get another new face at the commentary desk with Ranallo and allow them to drop the WWE version of Newspeak for something more authentic. Let wrestlers cut promos looking head on into the camera. Don’t script championship contenders to cut 15 minute promos that revolve around tater tot jokes.

    Let Smackdown become a breeding ground for new talent and new ideas. Let it act as a bridge between NXT and Raw that helps talent tweak their characters and hone their skills on the mic and in the ring even further. Try different stories and different angles and have a long term plan for how they play out. Don’t simply holdover the concepts put forth on Raw; advance them and take them in unexpected directions. Create a sense of competition between Raw and Smackdown comparable to what Paul Heyman helped created in the early 2000s. Give Smackdown the sense of purpose it has needed so desperately for years, and give it a different identity. After three hours of Raw, it’s hard to imagine that anybody could possibly want two more hours of the exact same thing on Thursday (or Tuesday for that matter), and at the rate that the ratings are falling, it’s clear that fewer and fewer people have the appetite for it on Mondays.  

    While we’re at it, why not change the name? Despite more than 15 years on television, there is no loyalty to the Smackdown brand. Giving the show a new, hopefully less ridiculous name can set the precedent that things will be different across the board, ala dropping Amazing Spider-Man for Superior Spider-Man and going back to Amazing again. Let the Smackdown brand die on SyFy and allow a new, exciting product to rise on USA Network in 2016.

    If WWE allows itself to take some chances in order to generate excitement for a new product on a new network, and if the new Smackdown begins gaining traction, it can let some of that newness seep into Raw. With a few new flourishes here and there, it can inform the viewer that the changes coming are worth sticking around for. Maybe this then can lead to a comprehensive overhaul and a reboot of that show over time. It may not lead to a full ratings recovery, and it may not bring it the kind of mainstream acceptance WWE so desperately seeks, but by shaking things up and coming up with something new and different, the chances of recovering lapsed fans and bringing in new ones improves more than it would by staying the course.

    WWE is financially secure for the foreseeable future, and it is in no danger of going under even as its ratings plunge. That being said, despite the likelihood of a Wrestlemania sellout and a new all-time attendance record, the product feels miles and miles away from Wrestlemania X-7 in terms of interest and engagement. The needle can move closer to that level again, and it will, but only if WWE challenges itself and takes risks along the way like Marvel has with its products and properties. WWE wants its audience to believe that, like Marvel, it’s in the business of making movies. If we are to gauge that claim by the level of interest heading into TLC, it’s much closer now to Howard the Duck than it is to Captain America: Civil War.

  • UFC 194 DFS Playbook: value picks, who to avoid

    UFC 194 ends the biggest week in UFC history on Saturday night and is another chance for fantasy players to win money on this big weekend. Below are our studs, value plays and fighters to avoid along with our personal line-ups for UFC 194 on Saturday night.

    STUDS

    Urijah Faber ($11,000)

    Urijah Faber is the biggest favorite on the card and has the highest salary of the UFC 194 participants. He fights an unknown fighter in Frankie Saenz, who is facing the toughest opponent of his young career. Faber has been to the dance many times, and this harkens back to two fights in 2014 against Alex Caceres and Francisco Rivera, perfect fights made for Faber to bounce back in. With a title shot possibly looming for him, he is going to want to win in impressive fashion. Saenz will be a tough fight, but Faber should easily dispatch him within the distance.

    Kevin Lee ($10,800)

    Kevin Lee is a bright prospect in the lightweight division, with an 11-1 record and four straight wins. He is coming off an impressive first-round submission win over James Moontasri and is a big favorite in his bout against Leonardo Santos at UFC 194. Lee is more well-rounded than Santos and is a rising prospect. Santos probably won’t do much in the division but he will be a consistent roster member. Lee is primed for big things and this is another showcase for him.

    VALUE PLAYS

    Gunnar Nelson ($9,300)

    Gunnar Nelson meets Demian Maia in one of the more intriguing bouts on the UFC 194 card. Nelson is the underdog, and I’m not really sure he should be. He has the grappling to match Maia, and he is a better striker at this stage. Maia is a solid wrestler and has been around for a long time, but this feels like a passing of the torch moment at 170 pounds. Nelson at his price point is worth a look for value and I think he gets the win.

    Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger ($8,700)

    Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger makes her UFC debut on short notice against Tecia Torres, thus meaning she is a big underdog. She maybe shouldn’t be such a big one. She is going to have a huge height and reach advantage over Torres and she will be able to exploit that well. Torres is a solid fighter, and is undefeated, but we saw her slow down in a tough environment against Angela Hill. Lybarger will pressure Torres and use her size to land. She is worth taking at her price though it is a tough match-up.

    AVOID

    John Makdessi ($10,300)

    John Makdessi is coming into UFC 194 off a bad loss to Donald Cerrone in May that left him with a badly broken jaw. Makdessi talked about retirement after that injury, and any time that happens, you have to question the mentality of a fighter. He is a favorite over Yancy Medeiros, but Medeiros is solid competition. Makdessi has vicious power, but I don’t see him finishing Medeiros. He is one to avoid at his salary.

    Ronaldo Souza ($10,200)

    This is a risky one because Ronaldo Souza is such a great fighter. He has a great opponent in Yoel Romero. Both are looking for a title shot. The match-up has the chance to disappoint with a boring fight. Both are strong grapplers and Romero’s wrestling will likely negate Souza’s jiu-jitsu. So, there goes Souza’s big key to winning. They are equal on the feet though Romero is more flashy and may have the power edge. It doesn’t look like a finish is on the docket for Jacare, so we regrettably suggest to avoid.

    OUR LINE-UPS

    RYAN FREDERICK: Urijah Faber ($11,000), Kevin Lee ($10,800), Conor McGregor ($9,900) Gunnar Nelson ($9,300), Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger ($8,700)

    I like Faber and Lee to score finish wins in their bouts. I picked Nelson to win and I think there is a decent chance he finishes Demian Maia. I like Lybarger to score a decent amount of points as a fighter to fill out my line-up. And I’m going with Conor McGregor. He lands a lot of strikes and I see Jose Aldo leaving himself open to getting hit. I admit it being a risky pick, but sometimes to win money, you have to risk, and I’m doing exactly that.

    PAUL FONTAINE: Max Holloway ($10,900), Tecia Torres ($10,700), Chris Weidman ($10,000), Yancy Medeiros ($9,100), Marcio Alexandre Jr. ($9,000)

    Chris Weidman is an unbeaten champion who’s finished 2/3 of his fights in UFC. He’s also a prolific striker so if the fight goes five rounds, he should rack up a lot of point. Holloway is a lock to win and likely via early stoppage as he’s got the longest winning streak in his division, besides Jose Aldo. Tecia Torres is another unbeaten fighter who’s facing someone making her UFC debut on short notice. She’s looked better and better each time out and I really like her here. My pick for Medeiros is more a bet against his opponent John Makdessi. Makdessi suffered a brutal KO in his last fight against Donald Cerrone and it’s the kind of fight guys often have a hard time coming back from, especially just over six months later. Alexandre may be 0-2 in UFC but he’s looked good in both fights, battling Tim Means to a split decision last time out. His opponent Court McGee is coming back from a long layoff, which could hurt him.

    PEACH MACHINE: John Makdessi ($10,300), Ronaldo Souza ($10,200), Chris Weidman ($10,000), Conor McGregor ($9,900), Gunnar Nelson ($9,300)

    The fact that I can easily get both McGregor and Weidman AND Souza is awesome.  I like this hand.  I’m taking Conor, obviously because I think he will win.  I really do think that Conor has already beaten Aldo mentally.  Or he’s over hyped this thing and will crack under the pressure he created.  I find that to be unlikely, however, I’ll wait until after weigh-ins to make my actual bet.  Weidman over Rockhold.  I like Rockhold, but I think Weidman is the superior athlete and will make this a wrestling match, where he is easily one of the best.  I think Maia is done.  Sure he can beat guys like Magny on short notice, but Nelson is a far superior test than Magny and I expect him to beat Maia in every area.  Souza is awesome.  If he can get this to the ground, and drag Romero to the deep waters, it’s very likely he’ll get the submission.  John Makdessi is going to have to rebound after his KO loss to Cerrone, and Medeiros isn’t that tough, so I expect Makdessi to win.