Wrestling Observer Radio with Bryan Alvarez and Dave Meltzer returns with a look at the death of Muhammad Ali, plus a preview of Saturday’s UFC 199 top bouts.
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JNPO: UFC 199 preview with Patrick Wyman of Bleacher Report & Washington Post
We’re still on the road to UFC 200, but we have to make a stop in sunny Los Angeles, CA, first for a fun-looking UFC 199 event that is full of bad blood.
On this week’s edition of Josh Nason’s Punch-Out, Bleacher Report senior MMA analyst & Washington Post contributor Patrick Wyman drops by the show to go over the event and much more like…
– Why he feels like it would take an alien invasion for Michael Bisping to best Luke Rockhold
– If Urijah Faber has a real path to victory against Dominick Cruz
– What he feels should be next for bantamweight rising star Cody Garbrandt
– A little bit of UFC 199 true/false
– What MMA fans can watch for in order to get more educated on the nuance of the sport
– Patrick’s background and how he came to prominence as a striking analyst
– And so much more.
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WOL: Zack Gowen talks Wrestling For Warriors, plus news, Slammiversary, UFC 199, more!
Wrestling Observer Live with Bryan Alvarez and Mike Sempervive is back with a packed show today! Tons of news, Slammiversary poll, Hiroshi Tanahashi injured and a New Japan update, Zack Gowen appears to talk his new Wrestling for Warriors charity project and so much more! A fun show as always so check it out~!
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June 13, 2016 Wrestling Observer Newsletter: The passing of Muhammad Ali and Kimbo Slice
There are literally no words that can do justice to the significance of Muhammad Ali.
It’s funny because a significant description, although perhaps overblown, came from WCW wrestlers in the late ’90s. There was an article interviewing many of the top stars of the promotion which asked who the most influential person in the history of the world was. While names like Jesus Christ and Adolf Hitler received a significant number of votes, the person who received the most was Ali.
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UFC 199 DFS Playbook: value picks, who to avoid
The Octagon returns to the Los Angeles area this weekend for UFC 199 at The Forum in Inglewood, California, on Saturday for the next big pay-per-view event. It is headlined by two title bouts as UFC Middleweight Champion Luke Rockhold defends against Michael Bisping, and UFC Bantamweight Champion Dominick Cruz defends against Urijah Faber. Below are our studs, value plays and fighters to avoid when making your fantasy line-ups for Saturday’s UFC 199 event.
STUDS —
Luke Rockhold ($11,400)
Luke Rockhold has the highest salary of the 26 fighters competing on the UFC 199 card, and with him defending his newly-won UFC Middleweight Championship in the main event, he is poised to have a big night. He was originally scheduled to defend against Chris Weidman, but a neck injury suffered by Weidman forced him to pull out, thrusting Michael Bisping into the title fight on just two weeks’ notice. We’ve already seen what Rockhold has done to Bisping before, and that was with Bisping on a full training camp.
Bisping has come along well since being dominated and submitted by Rockhold in November 2014, but there isn’t much to show that a second fight between the two would be any different. Rockhold is one of the best fighters in the world, with excellent kickboxing and smooth submissions. There is a reason he has the highest salary on the card, and I expect him to defeat Bisping in similiar fashion to their first bout. Rockhold is the biggest must-own on the card.
Dustin Poirier ($10,600)
Dustin Poirier is looking for his fourth consecutive win since making the move to 155 pounds when he takes on Bobby Green in the main card opener on Saturday night at UFC 199. Poirier went into his last fight against Joseph Duffy as a solid underdog, but put on perhaps his most impressive performance in his UFC career when he dominated Duffy en route to a decision victory. His opponent on Saturday, Green, hasn’t fought since November 2014, and is coming off of major knee surgery. Poirier has shown excellent striking and a good submission game, and Green is a very solid fighter. However, Green coming off of the major injury raises a lot of questions, and they will all be in Poirier’s favor. Green is tough, but I expect Poirier to put up a lot of points and to get the win on Saturday.
VALUE PLAYS —
Luis Henrique da Silva ($8,700)
Luis Henrique da Silva is the latest addition to the UFC light heavyweight division and he enters his debut fight on Saturday with a perfect 10-0 record. He has also won all ten of his fights by stoppage, and only twice has he gone past the first round. He has also done all of this in just over two-and-a-half years of active competition, and at 26-years-old, he has every chance to become a threat at 205 pounds. He fights another undefeated 205-pound prospect in Jonathan Wilson in preliminary action.
Wilson does have one UFC bout in his career, a quick first-round knockout win over Chris Dempsey last August. Wilson has scored six of his seven career wins by knockout, so both men have power. You’re likely looking at a finish in this fight, so it’s a matter of finding value. I like da Silva to win this fight, and at just an $8,700 salary, he is going to be an excellent value pick that will help you fit your budget.
Dan Henderson ($8,400)
Dan Henderson is a legend of the sport, but a legend that is nearing the end of his career at 45 years of age. This is the last fight on his UFC contract, and retirement may be next, though continuing to fight is still on his mind. If this is his last fight, he wants to ride out into the sunset in impressive fashion. He is coming off the disappointment of a fight week cancellation of his bout against Lyoto Machida, and now he fights Hector Lombard on Saturday. Lombard is making the move back up to the middleweight division after some time at 170 pounds, and he is coming off a loss to Neil Magny in which he looked great for four minutes but faded quickly.
He still has power but Henderson still has a chin, but Lombard can be knocked out if a punch connects. And Hendo still hits very hard no matter his age. Lombard is in a must win fight, and that could make him fight reckless, which opens the door for Henderson. With that right hand, a salary of $8,400 always makes Henderson a value play. He has a very good chance of winning this.
FIGHTERS TO AVOID —
Jessica Penne ($10,200)
Jessica Penne is one of our two fighters to avoid on this card. She hasn’t fought in nearly a year and is coming off a beating at the hands of strawweight champ Joanna Jedrzejczyk in Germany last June. She is still a little undersized for 115 pounds, and she will be taking on an opponent who will have the size advantage over her in Jessica Andrade, who is moving down from 135 pounds. Andrade had mixed success as a bantamweight but has lost two of her last three and a move was likely necessary if she wants to fight for a title in the future. Penne is more well-rounded and is the betting favorite. I like Penne to get the win here, but I don’t expect her to get a finish, and I don’t expect her to rack up a lot of points in getting the win. There are better options on this card, so she will be a pass for me.
Clay Guida ($8,500)
Clay Guida is an interesting one. He is still one of the more beloved fighters on the UFC roster, and he probably has a job for life. He has been firmly established as a gatekeeper but can still score a win on any given fight night. He is being used as a stepping stone on Saturday for the undefeated Brian Ortega, who is going to get a push in the featherweight division. It is another chance for Ortega to build his resume, but another dangerous one. Guida is still a great wrestler but can be submitted and Ortega is great at submitting opponents. Guida can still be competitive, but I don’t think he can against ranked opponents, which Ortega is. However, we have seen fighters who are being groomed for stardom have their hype trains derailed, and Guida is capable of doing that to Ortega. It is just too risky to think it will happen to where you would want Guida in your lineup. Guida is a pass for me.
OUR LINEUPS —
RYAN FREDERICK: Luke Rockhold ($11,400), Dominick Cruz ($11,300), James Vick ($9,400), Luis Henrique da Silva ($8,700), Dan Henderson ($8,400)
Luke Rockhold is my top pick. I fully expect him to finish Michael Bisping in their championship bout in the same kind of fashion that he finished them the first time they fought. Bisping may be better than he was then, but so is Rockhold, who is one of the best in the world. I’m also putting Dominick Cruz on my roster. I think he beats Urijah Faber, and I think it goes the distance, and that 25 minutes is more chances to rack up points. James Vick is undefeated and has looked good, and Beneil Dariush is having a quick turnaround after being finished, and I like Vick in their fight. Luis Henrique da Silva and Dan Henderson are my value plays, and I have them both on my roster. I see them both scoring knockout wins, which will be big points.
PAUL FONTAINE: Luke Rockhold ($11,400), Max Holloway ($10,800), Elvis Mutapcic ($9,600), Dong Hyun Maestro Kim ($9,300), Urijah Faber ($8,100)
This is a tough show to pick a team for with a lot of big favorites. I’ll start with Faber, who if I’m picking straight up, I think he probably loses. But the way he wins is by catching Cruz in a quick submission and if he does, it will be a lot of points. Even if it goes five rounds and he loses, he might score a lot of strikes. Rockhold to me is almost guaranteed to score an early finish, as he’s done in his last five fights. Holloway is similar as he’s rung up 8 straight wins since losing to Conor McGregor. I like the Maestro to beat Polo Reyes, who has a 5-2 career record with both losses coming inside the distance.
PEACH MACHINE: Dominick Cruz ($11,300), Dustin Poirier ($10,600), James Vick ($9,400), Jessica Andrade ($9,200), Dan Henderson ($8,400)
I always go with Hendo. I’m sure it’s a bad choice, but Hendo was pissed that Machida didn’t fight him last month, so I’m hoping he takes it out on Lombard. Poirier is a total killer and I like him to finish Green. Andrade is tough and Penne has been out for a long time. This will be a good fight. I believe Cruz is the smartest fighter today and I expect him to make Faber look silly.
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DragonKingKarl Classic Wrestling Show: Ospreay vs Ricochet historically speaking
Photo of Eddie Guerrero and Jerry “Mr. JL” Lynn by Karl Stern
Classic wrestling host and wrestling historian Karl Stern takes a look at the recent Will Ospreay vs. Ricochet match from NJPW to see what all the fuss is about. How does it fit historically? Is this a bunch of flippy-doos doing something other than pro wrestling or is it a good match? Are the criticisms of Jim Cornette and Vader valid?
This leads to a deep discussion of the evolution of the Japanese junior heavyweight styles, and then a talk about the psychology of gimmick matches in the 1970s and 1980s which leads into a heavier than expected examination of society — an amazingly complex question.
Other topics:
- Examining historical Japanese Junior matches like Tiger Mask vs Dynamite Kid and the Best of the Super Juniors from the 1990’s with people like Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Jushin Liger and seeing what Will Ospreay vs. Ricochet looks like historically.
- A great listener question about the history of humiliation gimmick matches like strap matches and chain matches that opens a whole can of worms I had never considered before.
Just a reminder that time is running out to order the giant wrestling history collection on the Super Stern Stick 16gb flash drive. The drive is going to be discontinued soon so if you’ve ever thought about ordering… well… time is running out.
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WWE Brand Split: Organizing the World title picture
With the wrestling world still speculating on how WWE will handle the July brand split/extension, much of the discussion has been about how the championships should be structured in this new era — most importantly, what should be the biggest prize in the game.
The Brand Extension Shouldn’t Lead To A Championship Split
As reported in a recent Wrestling Observer Newsletter, the current plan is that the brand extension will lead to the world title being once again split in two. Of the many rumours that have flown around the Internet, it’s the prospect of once again losing a single world champion that has most upset hardcore fans.
It’s not hard to see why. Since John Cena and Randy Orton unified the WWE and World Heavyweight Titles in December 2013 at TLC, the world title has been far stronger than it was previously. It has once again become the focal point of the promotion with Daniel Bryan’s chase of the WWE title proving far more of a money-drawing storyline than his previous World Heavyweight Title reigns. The flip side of this development is that tug of war between the hardcore fanbase and Vince McMahon about who should be world champion has intensified now that the promotion can’t split the difference.
Despite this, one can understand why the WWE is tempted to revert back to having two world titles.
As Brock Lesnar’s previous title reign proved, the WWE’s mantra of promoting sports entertainment and focusing on telling stories is remarkably hollow. The promotion is actually incredibly dependent on the world championship to provide meaning to its main event picture. When Brock Lesnar was away, the twenty-eight strong writing staff was bereft of ideas about how to justify Cena and Seth Rollins facing each other that they turned the Money In The Bank briefcase into an ersatz world title.
Therefore, both promotions will clearly need their own singles title for their main event picture to be built around when the world champion isn’t there. Furthermore, considering that both shows will largely conform to the WWE house style, each champion will play a pivotal role in defining the brand to viewers.
However, there’s no reason why that role can’t be played by a secondary champion exclusive to each brand if these titles are properly protected. And there would be added value in having a WWE title above them. An undisputed world champion that can perform on both brands would stand out as a special attraction that would help highlight key television shows as must-watch and could drive extra business for the biggest shows of the year.
The key would be not to expose them. If they were to appear weekly, let alone twice a week, they would quickly cease to be a special attraction. Worse they would undermine the ability of the two promotion-specific secondary champions to be taken seriously as headliners. This would naturally be a role for Lesnar, who could storm into either brand for a month-long residency before his latest title defence and then disappear again. It would also solve the problem that the WWE has of struggling to provide meaning to Lesnar’s matches.
RAW and Smackdown Need Their Own Champions
Back when the NWA World Champion would tour alliance members, the individual territories still retained their own national or promotional champions. This was because the promotion couldn’t grind to a halt when Ric Flair or Harley Race was elsewhere; they still needed something to build their everyday main event picture around. If WWE was to give Lesnar a floating WWE Championship, each brand would be in the same situation. They would need championships to build their weekly programming around.
The temptation would be to suggest that the Intercontinental and U.S. titles could be repurposed for this role with each brand getting one of the secondary titles. This was exactly the approach originally planned for the first brand split with the I-C strap having been pegged to be the premiere title on RAW. Triple-H rightly vetoed this idea due to the belief that the title had been clearly defined as a secondary belt and wouldn’t be taken seriously as a prize worthy of main eventers. This is even truer today. While either belt can gain the illusion of respectability when placed around a headliner’s waist, they quickly slide back to their previous irrelevance.
It’s not helped that the names of the championships are literally meaningless. This is not the 70s where it was perfectly logical to have a national champion underneath the world champion. The same problem existed when there was a WWE and a World Title. The names are such generic buzzwords that they do not indicate what the titlist is champion of. The championships being meaningless is yet another barrier to fans taking them seriously.
It would be far better for the WWE to start again by crowning RAW and Smackdown champions, and actually calling them that. That way fans know that the person who holds the RAW title is recognised as the best wrestler on RAW, and the person challenging for the Smackdown title wants to be recognised as the best wrestler on Smackdown.
As reported in the Observer, the current plans are for Reigns and Cena to be the champions of their respective brands. While both men have their problems with connecting with the fanbase, putting the new belts on them would be a clear statement of intent that both titles are of equal worth and will be properly protected.
How Should The Championships Be Awarded?
One of the things that most embittered fans about the last split in the championship was how Triple-H walked out with the big gold belt and proclaimed himself world champion. For all the talk of RAW having always been the ‘A-Show’, it took years the stench of that introduction to leave the title with his matches for the belt being of secondary importance to the WWE title matches as late as 2004. It’s therefore crucial that the new championships are properly introduced. Given that the aim of these moves is to create a big splash to help Smackdown’s ratings, it would make sense that everything builds to big matches for the shows on July 19-20.
Making Brock Lesnar the undisputed world champion should be relatively straight forward. Just have The Beast appear in the next two weeks to destroy Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins, insert himself into the WWE title match at Money In The Bank due to both men having screwed him out of the world title he never truly lost inside the ring. It’s a rematch of the unannounced main event of Wrestlemania 31, and provides a way for Lesnar to regain the title without pinning Reigns. It also allows the Reigns vs. Rollins programme to continue with neither man once again conclusively beating the other. This would then justify leaving Lesnar out of the draft.
The new RAW and Smackdown champions should be crowned in big matches on the first shows after the draft. The easiest way to do this would be to have the type of multi-man matches that are usually reserved for pay per view. RAW could have a special Money in the Bank-style ladder match for their world title and Smackdown could have an Elimination Chamber match. Such multi-man matches would naturally feed into the draft, with the six men drafted for each brand being the ones entered into its championship match. Assuming the twelve men were picked on the 11th July Raw, the promotion would have a week to promote two huge title matches for the first week of the new era.
Will Cooling is a freelance writer who writes on combat sports for Fighting Spirit Magazine, pop culture for Geeky Monkey and politics at It Could Be Said!FSM is available in all good British newsagents and internationally. In this month’s issue he writes about the rise of Ronda Rousey and argues that intergender matches destroyed Chyna’s career.
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June 6, 2016 Wrestling Observer Newsletter: More details on WWE brand split, Jimmy Snuka found incompetent, more
It is still largely secretive, if things have even been figured out past the top guys, regarding what will happen with WWE talent when they do the brand split in July.
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WWE NXT results: Contract signings highlight TakeOver go-home show
- The Big News: One week before TakeOver, Finn Balor and Samoa Joe had a heated backstage interview.
- The Medium News: In their first bit of physicality, Nia Jax laid out Asuka with a power bomb.
- The Little Beaver Sized News: The Revival got punked out at the beginning of the show, lost the main event, and then got punked out by American Alpha.
The show started with the former NXT tag champs The Revival coming out for a promo. Next Wednesday at NXT TakeOver: The End ,they will challenge the current champions American Alpha.
Dash and Dawson say that they will be the first ever 2-time tag champions. Dawson called Gable & Jordan excellent amateur wrestlers, but they are great professionals. When The Revival win, Jordan & Gable can go wipe their tears away as the new champs celebrate.
This brought out Tomasso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano. Ciampa said that the entire crowd knows AA is better than them, and they can’t even beat Gargano and Ciampa. Revival laughed at this and called the interrupting duo “undersized bearded guys” and “good hands”, which was pointed out that that is a criticism about The Revival.
Dawson told them to go back to wrestling in bingo halls, while Ciampa brought up them losing in Dallas. Dash told Gargano & Ciampa to come bother them when they have actually accomplished anything. The Revival started walking away when Gargano mocked them. The #1 contenders got back in the ring…and immediately got dropkicked right out of it!
As Revival retreated, they challenged Gargano & Ciampa for tonight.
******
Shinsuke Nakamura did a promo for his match with Austin Aries at TakeOver. He said Aries will bow down to the King of Strong Style.
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Tye Dillinger pinned Buddy Murphy
It is time for the Perfect 10, and it is also time for Murphy to get his first name back! He lost his manager and his tag team partner, but at least he is facing NXT’s most pushed jobber. Dillinger has won two tv matches as the Perfect 10 up to this point.
The fans were not into Murphy at all and it seemed the only thing they cared about in regards to Dillinger was chanting 10. Tye finished Murphy off with a Fireman’s Carry, but slamming the back of Murphy’s head on his exposed knee which looked close enough to an AA.
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We had a sit down interview with Finn Balor and Samoa Joe, moderated by Corey Graves.
Balor said he worked for so long at becoming NXT Champion that he didn’t expect the walls to come crumbling down in Lowell, Massachusetts. Joe countered by saying he finally got what he deserved. Joe had to jump through ridiculous hoops (which to an extent he did). Balor said Joe came in with a sense of entitlement and there are 100 guys in the Performance Center who deserve a title shot ahead of him.
Joe scoffed at that and brought up everything starting last August with Finn asking Joe to be his partner in the Dusty Classic and then not saying anything when William Regal wouldn’t give him a title shot afterwards. Balor tried bringing up that they knew each other for a decade, and Joe brought that up and continued to ask why he had to do all these things to get title shots.
Balor noted this is his first ever cage match, but his first ever ladder match was TakeOver:Brooklyn when he beat Kevin Owens. Joe said he would have beaten Balor in Dallas, but they kept having doctors pull him off, giving Finn a chance to recover.
Graves brought up Balor being the future and Balor said he is living in the now, living in the present, and he wants that championship belt. Joe said this is about showing people their place and he will show Balor his place. Graves tried to wrap it up which caused champion and challenger to stand up and go face to face one last time.
This was an excellent segment.
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Austin Aries submitted Elias Sampson
Aries is 7 days away from a match with Shinsuke Nakamura, a man who defeated The Drifter about a month ago. Sampson has been a lot more aggressive in the ring lately. It helps that he’s been doing so many house show matches with the likes of Nakamura and Balor.
Aries looked good here as well (I know, what a shock) and won with the NXT debut of the Last Chancery. After the match, Aries cut a promo saying that after next week, he will show the spotlight should shine on him.
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The same video package as last week aired to build up the impending debut of Andrade Cien Almas, which will take place next week at TakeOver.
Johnny Gargano & Tomasso Ciampa defeated The Revival
This is the main event wrestling match. They note that The Revival is trying to become the first ever 2-time tag champs. However, Neville is a 2-time champion, teaming with Oliver Grey and then the aforementioned Graves. The announcers spent most of this match discussing the tag team title match at TakeOver.
The heels cheated to get the heat on Ciampa. Ciampa and Gargano were running wild on the #1 contenders. However, Dawson attacked Ciampa behind the referee’s back when Dash was the legal man. Dash and Dawson do an excellent job of playing defense and giving their opponents so many hope spots on getting the hot tag, so the opponents always make the tag at the best possible time.
Gargano got the hot tag and looked great until he got dropped with a DDT. The finish showed that somebody has been watching The Wrestling Classic recently. In a page right out of Randy Savage vs. Dynamite Kid, Scott Dawson gave Gargano a Superplex, but Gargano tied up Dawson for the pin!
After the match, Revival took out their frustrations on the men that beat them, including giving Gargano the Shatter Machine. They went to break Gargano’s leg, but American Alpha ran in for the save.
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Next week is NXT TakeOver: The End, featuring…
- Samoa Joe vs Finn Balor for the NXT Championship in a Steel Cage Match
- Asuka vs Nia Jax for the NXT Women’s Championship
- Austin Aries vs Shinsuke Nakamura
- American Alpha vs The Revival for the NXT Tag Team Championship
- Andrade Almas debuts
That is a lot of A names, eh?
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The final segment of the show was the official contract signing for the Women’s Championship match next Wednesday.
Nia Jax spoke first, mocking Asuka because all she has done is kick a few girls in the head and while Asuka beat Bayley, Nia broke Bayley. Unlike all the other girls, Nia is the future and is not scared of Asuka.
Asuka said Nia talks too much and if she’s not afraid of Asuka, she should be. Nia pushed her away, so Asuka began throwing punches and kicks. However, Nia caught one of her kicks, lifted Asuka in the air, and planted her with a power bomb!
That is it for this week. Thank you for reading and remember to say your vitamins and take your prayers!
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WWE RAW Hits & Misses: Cena gets Clubbed, Rollins mimes, Golden Truth shines
Monday night’s edition of RAW had its moments without exactly firing on all cylinders. Here’s where it went right…and where it went very, very wrong.
— The Hits —
Trios pow-wows
Tag team main events are usually throwaway affairs in the WWE universe. As such, those backstage huddles featuring all six Money in the Bank ladder match entrants were very welcome. Recycling the “Sami is Canadian too” joke from last week worked well, as did Jericho’s continued brilliant use of the word “idiot”. That, of course, led to a wonderful “stupid idiot” chant during the main event, directed at the Fozzy frontman. The match itself was merely fine, but featured a hot finish and a much-needed attempt to rehab a cooled-off Dean Ambrose.
Cena’s return and AJ’s turn
While I’m not entirely sold on AJ’s full-fledged heel turn, it must be acknowledged that its execution was excellent here. Further, the company is quite light on the heel side at the moment. While I could have done without the cringeworthy, jingoistic intro, John Cena’s comeback promo was one of his strongest in some time. Delivered with fantastic fire, it underlined the veteran’s new role as the gatekeeper of the WWE: “The future must go through me”.
The Golden Truth shine
I’m as surprised as you are, believe me, but Monday night’s first hour segment involving the Golden Truth actually worked. Key to its success was allowing two of the most naturally amusing men on the roster to be themselves, free from the writers’ awful input. Truth and Goldust’s contributions on commentary during The Usos’ quick win over Breezango were often hilarious with Truth reprising his inability to distinguish Byron Saxton from Jonathan Coachman – despite the fact that “Coach has talent” as JBL helpfully pointed out.
I must admit I’m also a big fan of Truth’s remixed rap, heard in its full form on Smackdown, but sadly cut off here by a commercial break. Credit also to Tyler Breeze for his inset promo (“The Ewww-sos”) for showing how his mastery over his character has been shamefully wasted on the main roster.
Enzo & Cass
They seem to be featured here every week but even though their promo ostensibly just listed cheeses at one point, everything this team touches turns to gold at the moment. Although, I could do without that double team Rocket Launcher finish as they never seem to execute it convincingly.
–The Misses–
Using The New Day to distract from the brand split fiasco
Last week’s news that the debut of live Tuesday night Smackdown would usher in another brand split conjured up many appalling vistas. Chief among them was the prospect of having to watch nine hours of WWE programming in three days on PPV weeks, closely followed by the harebrained possible reintroduction of two world titles. Worries about the potential for tag teams to be forcibly separated weren’t exactly high on folks’ lists of concerns.
But that’s the draft-related horror that New Day asked us to consider in RAW’s overlong opening segment in which their comedy was used to distract from the fact that company is figuring the detail of this guaranteed failure out as it goes. The idea that the Vaudevillains denying us the “pleasure” of Stephanie’s dancing is supposed to generate heel heat was where the real humour lay, however, as was that team’s failure to upbraid The Club for getting them disqualified from what was effectively a number one contendership opportunity.
Rollins The Mute
Following on from the abrupt ending to his in-ring promo on Smackdown, the returning Seth Rollins went one better on Monday night by saying absolutely nothing – for a very, very long time. I’d love to tell you what Rollins’ fakeouts were supposed to achieve, but sadly I’m not one of the 28 typewriter-armed monkeys that this company employs. On that note, every time I hear Roman’s “I’m not a good guy….” catchphrase or JBL parroting Vince’s “polarising figure” nonsense, I want to scream. Nails on a chalkboard, every time.
Dolph and Baron play Roshambo
Dolph Ziggler baiting Baron Corbin into a “technical wrestling match” (translation: a match) only to kick him in the cojones was extremely dumb. Not only did Dolph cost himself a third loss to Corbin, he also made himself look like a coward. Wouldn’t a real babyface pour everything he had into besting the balding one in a fair fight?
Titus confronts the “Bulgarian Blowhard”
Speaking of poor writing, is anyone getting tired of Zack Ryder cutting pre-match promos about overcoming the odds only to lose comprehensively? What is the point of that exactly? US Champion Rusev crushed Ryder in short order before being confronted by proud American Titus O’Neil. O’Neil nervously delivered his scripted verbiage, including the embarrassing insult transcribed above, to a relatively underwhelming response. Still, at least this means the Bulgarian won’t be dropping the strap to the returning Cena any time soon as many predicted. Finally, what was up with Lana’s accent in her pre-match introduction?
The Charlotte follow-up
Where do I start with this one? I could talk about how Stephanie felt it necessarily to once again verbally tear strips off one of her major champions. I could talk about the lameness of the talking heads’ contribution in the preceding video package. I could discuss how little sense it makes that Charlotte throwing off the yolk of her cheating father is being portrayed as a heelish progression for her character.
Whichever way you look at it, Monday’s follow-up to what was a disastrous promo from the Women’s champion last week was just as crummy as the distraction finish she caused in Dana Brooke’s match against Natalya. Apparently it’s important that all these women are made to look dumb, face or heel. Dreadful.