Category: Big Audio Nightmare

The original alternate returns this week with 100 minutes of audio, because you
damn sure haven’t heard enough of us already in the last couple of days.
Topics include, but aren’t limited to: Jarkko Ruutooth, Team Canada playing
like they wanted the Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title but ending up
with the big gold, the Flyers look to cash a Czech?, Sean Avery suspended for
breathing, a look at some NHL teams free agency and salary cap
concerns, and
after 40 minutes of that it’s another 60 on New Japan’s Wrestle Kingdom
III Tokyo Dome extravaganza. Believe it or not, there was more than just Brother
Devon’s fat bouncing headbutt. Yes, it’s the radio show with those guys
who you saw were on Figure Four Daily, and said “Man, I really love those
guys on Tough Talk”; It’s the Adam & Mike BIG AUDIO NIGHTMARE~!
Proudly here at Fuckthesnow.com. (Really.)

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The original alternate returns this week to close out 2008 with 100 minutes of sweet intercourse for your eardrum. Or it’s sonic sloppy seconds. You decide. This week’s topics include, but aren’t limited to: LEFT TURN sponsorship woes, the Smokey Mountain Knife Store vs. Tom O’Dell and Sean Leffler, frustration with fustrayshin, the world of Japan’s top performers, companies, and matches of the year, random hockey, and an attempt to SEMP someone takes a terrible turn for the worse. It’s the radio show so mighty that it can claim three hosts – Well, at least until the snake met Mil Mongoose; It’s the Adam & Mike (& JOE~!) BIG AUDIO NIGHTMARE, proudly here at FigureFourOnline.com~!

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The original alternate returns after a short hiatus with a long show. Real long. 100 minutes long. We had to make up for lost time. Topics include, but aren’t limited to: a half hour discussion of the NHL (National Hypocrite League?) and Sean Avery’s plight, why the Stars blow, the Habs power (outage) play, Broadway boredom, Streit up, Gaboriksux, forty minutes of kayfabulousness including Dome show salivation, R-Thruthiness, a meeting of the Shingo Appreciation Society during the ’08 awards, Who meant more to AJ: Kensuke vs. Minoru, not knowing what the hell match you’re talking about, Fuchi’s All-Asian title belt titty twisters, eerie autographs, bookended with more hockey, the common man sport money crunch, and more. It’s the radio show that teaches you what Shoot Hamaguchi taught us: Patience is a virtue best served cold; It’s the Adam & Mike BIG AUDIO NIGHTMARE; proudly here at F4WOnline.com.

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The Big Audio Nightmare finally returns! Mike is busy Christmas shopping (for himself), so Joe Gagne fills in again! He and Adam discuss, among other matters, Sean Avery’s biiiig mouth, tournament craziness in NOAH, Big Sexy > Nakamura, who is in the New Japan Frontline, Yuji Nagata as Sting circa 97, the angle of the millennium, Ikotu Hidaka’s Punch Out!, the man they call HOT STAFF, Lunch Box Hoshino, and eating dog food in puro. An hour of uncouth manifestos? Yes we can!

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The original alternate returns to the airwaves with lessons learned about
don’ts. This week, topics include, but aren’t limited to: Don’t
think there’s more than one happy co-host when it comes to new UFC champ
Brock Lesnar, don’t think that NOAH’s creatively-named THE TOURNAMENT
will lead to shenanigans, don’t look to spark your show with a copy of the
Hillbilly Holler, don’t bother
with TaNAnahashi, don’t not believe in
New Japan’s matchmaking, don’t let Joe Gagne have control, don’t
have short-term memory less when it comes to Kensuke-Marufuji, don’t know
what happened to Hirotaka Yokoi, don’t sneeze into the microphone, don’t
refuse to behold the power of Layla in gold shiny pants, and don’t ever
doubt those dang Duke Boys will find themselves some trouble. It’s the radio
show that knows that if you don’t know, now you know. It’s the Adam
& Mike BIG AUDIO NIGHTMARE~! Proudly here at FigureFourOnline.com

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The Grande Sonic Sleep Terror has returned this week with PRO WRES LOVE. Well,
in part, that is. Topics include, but aren’t limited to Dusty Rhodes
impressions, Bruins announcer Jack Edwards should be WWE’s next hire,
W(hoops)EC, All Japan’s big Ryogoku show and the return of Rey High Mountain,
another screw up when it comes to betting with Maryland, official fantasy hockey
whining, NO-AH money in the bank, Kaienti Italiano style in DDT, results
from
across Japan, including the main events from around the joshi landscape, and
much more. It’s the radio show that’s waiting for Steve Ott to go on the
disabled list with an injured vagina; It’s the Adam & Mike BIG AUDIO
NIGHTMARE~! Proudly here at Vinnyisagoober.com.

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The original alternate makes its long-awaited return (we assume there was
someone who missed us) to the Empire airwaves, and makes up for the time off
with nearly two hours of talk on topics including, but not limited to: New
Japan’s current scene, including the winding down of the G-1 tag league,
Chono’s EPID FAIL of a Prowres Expo, Muto’s only opponent option for
1/4, giving GBH a Great Big Hug, how the Kensuke Office would look if they
came
back, our take on initially hearing about the NOAH Budokan show, and much more –
including a whole bunch of random hockey talk at the end of the show, with an
update on the two official F4W~!/WO fantasy leagues. It’s the radio show
that would just love to slap a shot through your five-hole; It’s the Adam
& Mike BIG AUDIO NIGHTMARE~! Proudly here at WrestlingObserver.com.

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The original alternate returns with its second show of the week and, with it
being October, you know what that means: HOCKEY~! Topics include, and are pretty
much limited to: Two men rambling for two hours
(yes, you read that right) about things like the MAGNANIMOUS and FASHIONABLE
Sean Avery, Everything’s not come up Melroses in Tampa, the
two official
F4W~! Fantasy Hockey leagues, the LPGA on Versus HD,
Carolina’s announcers, new rule changes, what Nikolai Khabibulin’s
reign has meant for Chicago’s salary cap, division predictions,
mispronouncing names, someone call Santino ’cause we’ve got the
BONK-A-METER, and much more. It’s the radio show that knows the value of the
teachings of Peter Puck; It’s the Adam & Mike BIG HOCKEY NIGHTMARE~!
Proudly here at F4WOnline.com.

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The Big Audio Nightmare returns! Mike isn’t here, Adam is on death’s
door, and not a lot is happening, but Joe Gagne is back to help carry the day.
Topics include but are not limited to: a journey into the mind of Kikutaro (not a
fun trip), ch-ch-changes at All Japan, Dragon Gate don’t need no stinking
ring, everybody Shane Chung tonight, stuff you should watch, Gaijin A &
Gaijin A, and much more more. It’s the show that goes broadway every time
out, the Big Audio Nightmare at Wrestling
Observer/F4Wonline.com~!

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The original alternate has returned this week with the oxymoron that is the
statement: ROUTINE BRAIN SURGERY (~!) Topics include, and are pretty much
limited to: the trials and tribulations in the life of SEMP, brain busters,
asCYSTance, and having Lance Storm on stand-by, NOAH’s Fan Appreciation Fail
and Osaka attendance woe, night one of the Ted Petty Invitational, IWA’s
show plans, Cousin Necro’s SUPER BOWL OF COUNTRY
MUSIC, New Japan’s G-1
tag league line-up announced, hockey, left-turn, Maryland blows up another
betting Saturday, and more. Its the radio show that cant decide between Frank
Black’s Headache or the Ramones Lobotomy; Its the Adam & Mike BIG AUDIO
NIGHTMARE~! Proudly here at WrestlingObserver.com.

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