After almost a three-week delay, the original alternate has returned to preview the hottest thing sweeping North America at 4 in the morning. No, not methamphetamine. It’s the New Japan Sumo Hall iPPV coming up on Monday. We run down the card, give

Mightier than a Hiroshi Tanahashi-Testuya Naito match, and almost as awesome as hearing about that rumored Shakira video existing, it’s the return of the original alternate featuring discussion on topics, including, but not limited to: Nagata and Tanahashi’s tethered tale of unique New

The original alternate has returned with about 70 minutes of Skype-recorded goodness with topics this week including, but not limited to: everyone’s starting to come around = New Japan Pro Wrestling: King of Sports, post-G-1 Climax feelings, their iPPV success, the returns of

The original alternate has returned with hands-down the most insane, geektastic, show we do: (no, not the Mighty Joe Thunder Memorial career retrospective) it’s the 2012 New Japan Pro Wrestling G-1 Climax XXI League. We run down every single match, on every single

Never fear, the original alternate is here. Yep, lack of witty inspiration has reduced us to Underdog catchphrases, as we’ve saved all of our brainworthiness for 80 minutes of topics including, but not limited to: channeling the #FTA for N64 games, Z1 vs.

Once again slipping in under the wire to defend our original alternate title within 30 days, the Grande Sonic Terror returns with topics including, but not limited to: working slowly back in to the groove, #FTA #FTW, Adam’s kayfabulous ninja memories, way too

A mere 32 days after the last show, the original alternate has returned to give YOU, the fine subscriber of this website, additional sonic satisfaction. This week, er, month’s topics include, but aren’t limited to: Io Shirai and NOSAWA try and pull a

It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you. Without some fresh talk to step to. Think of how many weak shows you slept through, time’s up, sorry we kept you. Thinking of this you keep repetaing you miss, the words of

Upset over the end of your kayfabulous weekend? Never fear, the original alternate is here, with topics including, but not limited to: Well, which one is it so far for you: Taker-Trips or Okada-Naito, the ballad of Daniel Bryan and silver linings in

At long last, the original alternate here at the Grappling Beholder has returned – and we have a valid excuse. Really. We have a note. This week topics include, but aren’t limited to: twenty minutes of oral surgery and the NHL, and then